Still Hardcore

I was reading about Chuck Norris at the end of my day, like I always do, to find inspiration as I wait to dominate commuter traffic. Lo and behold, another man of mystery has developed his own list of domination on the internet. Vin Diesel a.k.a Riddick is following the way of the Texas Ranger.

If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."

Vin Diesel wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.

Whenever Vin Diesel plays Chutes and Ladders, he treats the chutes as ladders, because he's not some pussy who can't climb up a plastic slide.

Dairy Queen used to be Dairy King before Vin Diesel made it his bitch.

Vin Diesel actually has hair, but it's beauty is too great for mortal men to behold. As such, he appears bald to all but the purest of heart.

Vin Diesel has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.

And the Lodge pick Vin Diesel fact: Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

(Does Serenity have a facts page? ... doubtable)