Monday, January 30, 2006

Mariners Front-office F-up

So, I get to work this morning and bring up trusty ol' Yahoo! to find that the Chicago Cubs had signed Mark Prior to a $3.65 million dollar one year deal to avoid salary arbitration. Now, this wouldn't have come to much surprise if the Mariners hadn't signed Gil Meche to arbitration last week. Naturally, I go look up that deal and... WHAT!?!... a $3.7 million, one-year contract! How does that add up? This puts the nail in an offseason where the Mariners have declared themselves clinically retarded. Just classic Seattle Mariners negotiation skills. They are like Napolean Dynamite touting his nunchuck skills.

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Now, Gil is a decent starting pitcher with a crappy first name. I'll give you that. But you wouldn't call him a #1 guy. And healthy, Prior is a bonified #1 starter. That being said, Gil Meche has the same history of health issues in his past, but he hasn't performed nearly to the level of Mark Prior. First, Seattle signs an injury prone Jarrod Washburn in the offeseason, then pays Meche more than it took the Cubs to sign their #1 starter in the same arbitration scenario. Way to bring us back to legitimacy, Mariners Front-office. Good work, fellas.

9 Comments:

Blogger Casey said...

The front office of the Mariners seem to excel at one thing: Frustrating fans.

I love the Mariners, and I'll stick with them for however many 90 loss seasons they feel like having...but it doesn't mean I'll be happy about it.

Mon Jan 30, 11:49:00 AM PST  
Blogger Unknown said...

TP, maybe you can back me up and second my thought that whenever I see David Koechner in a skit I think of Train.

Anybody else? Agree or disagree?

Mon Jan 30, 01:37:00 PM PST  
Blogger Jimbo said...

correct me if I'm wrong about this 2.0, but Prior was a restricted free-agent and wouldn't have left the Cubs anyway, that being said Meche at 3.7 to be the #4 guy isn't bad, isn't great, but for now its all they have...and I doubt they would've found somebody between now and mid-February to fill the gap...its a nothing deal, if the Cubbie's are 15 games out in mid-July, Prior get put on the table...you can count on that...

Mon Jan 30, 02:11:00 PM PST  
Blogger Jimbo said...

THIS WITCH HUNT IS OVER...BLAME ON!!!!...WHAMMMOOOO!!!...he does a little bit...of course w/o spanish influence and oh yeah...the hair...

Mon Jan 30, 02:17:00 PM PST  
Blogger Unknown said...

Well, here's the deal... Prior had become arbitration eligible when he voided the final year of his original contract signed in 2001. Under the terms of the original deal, he was to make $2.75 million this year. Prior had asked for $4 million, while the Cubs countered with an offer of $3.3 million. The right-hander was 11-7 with a 3.67 ERA in 27 games in 2005.

By comparison, Meche was 10-8 with a 5.09 ERA in 26 starts and three relief appearances last season. He has a 44-36 career record with a 4.70 ERA. While Prior has a 41-23 career record with a 3.24 ERA. Riiight.

Mon Jan 30, 02:21:00 PM PST  
Blogger Unknown said...

Also, note that Meche won those 44 games in 5 seasons while Prior won his 41 games in 4 seasons.

Mon Jan 30, 02:28:00 PM PST  
Blogger Train said...

Also note, Joe needs to realize he is more Meatloaf then Pitt in Fight Club... so you best represent...

Mon Jan 30, 02:47:00 PM PST  
Blogger Casey said...

You are not your blog or your profile picture.
You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Mon Jan 30, 03:03:00 PM PST  
Blogger Jimbo said...

"GET THE F OFF MY PORCH FATTY!!!"..."AND YOU...YOUR TOO...YOUR TOO F'N BLONDE"

Mon Jan 30, 03:53:00 PM PST  

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