Starbucks, the crack of the 21st century. Starbucks employs a couple of Lodge members wives, I know, but seriously... they are like drug dealers here. Caffeine is a technically a legal drug. Here, have a free hit. Come back next time and it'll cost ya, though!
Jayne was just verbally assualted by a caffinated co-worker who berated him for not going to get her a cup of free Java. Jayne is up in HR right now I think he might have to take the day off. it wasn't pretty.
I've made Howard Schultz coffee on a regular basis when I used to work for Starbucks. He's a great guy and Starbucks is arguably a very responsible and fair company. Anybody who gives you Sonics tickets just by asking is cool in my book. Crack or not, he's a cool java gangster on par with the charitable contribution of Al Capone.
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Starbucks, the crack of the 21st century. Starbucks employs a couple of Lodge members wives, I know, but seriously... they are like drug dealers here. Caffeine is a technically a legal drug. Here, have a free hit. Come back next time and it'll cost ya, though!
I like crack though...and free java
We feel the effects here at PEMCO.
Jayne was just verbally assualted by a caffinated co-worker who berated him for not going to get her a cup of free Java. Jayne is up in HR right now I think he might have to take the day off. it wasn't pretty.
That's sounds like a typical day at the insurance office...that and MCP getting berated by co-workers...
I've made Howard Schultz coffee on a regular basis when I used to work for Starbucks. He's a great guy and Starbucks is arguably a very responsible and fair company. Anybody who gives you Sonics tickets just by asking is cool in my book. Crack or not, he's a cool java gangster on par with the charitable contribution of Al Capone.
java gangster
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