Astronomical Noodle Update:
The votes are in and based on play from last 80 years, Pluto has been relegated to just another large floating rock, Uranus...watch your back. I think I speak on behalf of the Lodge when I say-"BS!"...but I suppose our lives will have to move on...
posted by Jimbo at 12:30 PM
8 Comments:
thats really dumb. nine planets are a must. thats like knocking our states down to 49 after deciding Hawaii really isn't that important.
well is it? though?...good topic question: Top Five States to be relegated so US can get back to 45?
5: Dakota's
4: Nebraska/Kansas form the Confederate Wheat State
3: LA finally becomes it's own country splitting N.and S. California up, and having the North annex half of Oregon leaving WA with the other...
2 Idaho/Montana form the Republican Territory
1 We remove the area of Salt Lake City to form its own country, leaving the rest of Utah in the hands of Native Americans and the US finally annexes Jamaica
I have a dream...and I'm bored
Pluto would be downgraded and put into a category of "dwarf planets".
Does this mean I can call it a midget planet? If so, Pluto immediately becomes my favorite planet that makes everything better.
Would said midget planet also sing and be able to play in a Kiss cover band? If so...than it jumps to my favorite inanimate object of all time...
1. Hawaii is out
2. Idaho is a useless sliver
3. Vermont and New Hampshire should combine, whats the point of having two sissy states.
4. Massachusetts should just eat up Rhode Island and use it as their garbage site.
5. Kentucky and Tennessee really belong together to combine voting power and reduce the chances of a future Republican electoral vote steal.
UPDATE: some of the nerds are getting pissed
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