Top 5 Reasons I hate Jorno's and Colorado: #2 JonBenet F'n Ramsey
I debated whether or not to even post this and considering the first post I wrote got erased, I should see the karmic forces working against me. However, when an individual rises to the top and claims the title for "biggest douche in the world" I feel it post-worthy. The question remains what will be the next step for the US and of A if people no longer have to have a) talent to be popular or b) committed the crime they will forever be known for? Anyway, I say we try the JMK for poops and laughs and let him hang out in a State Pen for a little while to see what life is like for a pedder-ass from the inside.
posted by Jimbo at 8:59 AM
7 Comments:
Sad thing is I am sure someone is trying to pitch a reality show with JMK.... you laugh but it's true.
24 hours news shows and a rabid media will be the death of us all.
Here's what will happen:
He'll sell his story & get a book deal and a made for TV movie
The cash generated from that will get him his sex change
He'll move back to Thailand, where his preferred clientele is available, and live a life as the worlds creepest she-male pedophile in the history of the universe.
Well someone had to post about it sometime. I just am glad that he is off the streets and will become the love bitch of a big guy named Chuck who leads the "Sisters"
#1 reason Jimbo hates Colorado is the Bronco's. Has to be.
But what're the Top 5 reasons you love Colorado? #1 has to be the Coor Brewing Co., right?
This guy is mental - period.
1. He's creepy looking.
2. Our media is mental.
3. Jean-Benet is played out.
4.He's not as absurd as that Austrian guy I posted about last week.
5. Colorado is the home of South Park.
(You can read Natascha Kampusch's first public statement.)
#1 is the Colorado Buffalo's actually, based solely on the fact that they gave Slick Rick his first HC job, which eventually led to the downfall of Husky Fball...fairly basic, rounding out the rest of the top 5 would be something like John Denver, Vail, and the GOP electorate
On the flipside, 2.0 hit #1, but rounding out the top 5 would be Woody Creek, Air Force Football, Bradlee Van Pelt and oh yeah Coors Brewing Co. excluding Pete Coors
Side note, thanks to the influx of minority voters CO is shading to the blue
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