Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Creepy Weekly - 10.03.06

About 25 children had their schoolhouse taken over in Amish country by a crazed milkman. Charles Carl Roberts IV small rural milk truck driver goes crazy. These events unfolded into another familiar tragic event.

He said he was acting "in revenge" for something from 20 years ago. Did he miss out on Freddy Mercury's last concert? Was it the Amish' fault? Again, nobody really knows. The wife indicates that "This was not the Charlie I've been married to." Well, two dozen kids are telling themselves, "This is not the school I go to everyday."

It was the nation's third deadly school shooting in a week, following the killing of a 16-year-old girl by a 53-year-old man in Bailey, Colorado, and the shooting death of a principal at a school in Madison, Wisconsin.

We need crack teams of psychologists and tarot card readers to breakdown these guys and find the motives. Far too often we have investigators indicating that we will never know the real reason. NOSTRADAMUS B*TCHES! Not just that, the NRA needs to go nationwide and give a gun to every schoolchild. That's no child left behind. Because we all know that guns would make this country so much more safer. If we all had guns, instead of just a few crazy people having guns, then we would not shoot each other randomly like we have been. Duh, America. Just wait until the undead breakout, or the apes take over.

4 Comments:

Blogger Train said...

Sad thing about the Amish Shootings is that no matter how far detached you are from the outside world, that world finds a way to creep in.... Reminds me of when Harrison Ford had to take out Danny Glover on that Amish Farm in Witness... Oh and get down with Kelly Mcgillis and show her the wonders of electricity!

Tue Oct 03, 09:53:00 AM PDT  
Blogger theDUKE said...

I didn't know much about the Colorado shooting, I kind of glazed it over as just another event. Apparently, the teachers were all crack trained in "gunman takeover" procedures. Locking down doors, calling out CONDITION: WHITE, and opening doors only with passwords, knock systems, and i.d. exchanges. Its kind of sad that we now have to prepare for these eventualities.

Tue Oct 03, 10:11:00 AM PDT  
Blogger theDUKE said...

and so some of the truth comes out. he was another creepy molester...

Tue Oct 03, 10:15:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Jimbo said...

the apes have already taken over...

Tue Oct 03, 11:36:00 AM PDT  

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