Female: Good, Bad, and Ugly

I'm posting a little off topic. As some of you may suspect I have been in girl hate mode for a while. In honor of finding my balls again I give you a post showing things going on in the world that involve females in their true light. Its a terrible truth that all men must come across. I contrast it in the extreme to a girl who I've only seen on stage. I choose to end my golden week of posting in an ugly terrible way.

THE GOOD
There's this really cool band called CSS. It stands for Cansei de ser Sexy. In portuguese this means, "I'm tired of being sexy." They're from Brazil - land of all new millenium things raw - but too bad the girls are total liars, because they're all about being sexy and skanky at same time. There's one guy in the band, but that no longer counts since the estrogen level is so high he now has a third orifice developing... The music is electro, rock, power, pop, or whatever you wanna label it this week.

They're fronted by this little spunky Bjork-esque girl: Pop superstar and mass media phenomenon Lovefoxxx (stage name of Luísa Hanaê Matsushita, born in February 25, 1984 in Campinas, São Paulo) is the Japanese-Brazilian lead singer of indie-electro band Cansei de Ser Sexy. (wikipedia) She's a very fun front person. Always yelling at the crowd, jumping, making up stories, and doing crazy stuff. More will be featured in the "Bad" section.

I can't really tell yet if the music is really good or the band just has a good style image. Its just fun. Still, the concerts of theirs I've been to are really really entertaining. I caught them back when I did my previous Brasil Funk post. Let me tell you, drunk girls on stage are wild. SubPop signed them, so thats always a bonus. Sweaty legs in the air is good on stage to see though right?


THE BAD
I'm on CSS's myspace friends list. I've been getting the wildest bulletin posts from Lovefoxxx. It was the middle of the night and I just thought she's the most brilliant drunk I've ever read.... (yes these are pictures from her many sites)


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Subject: oh my god, why my eyes are crossed?

holy shirt
shit i mean

ny is crazy
the show was amazing
we really ejoyed ourselsesvses

i'm drunk

heyk we'll play again on halloweeen night.... and tomorrow,
hey, come to the halloewween part
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party

anan loves french fries

what the hell was the afterparty/!?!?!!!?/1
I think i lost a tooth

hey, my knees iwill will never recorver from the bruises

my period is so strong it will never stopl

soeone someone makes it stop

thanks to clarissa and greg and graham and su and the gals and the boys for the afterparty!! itw as amazing

and happy girgirlhteda birhtday to ira!!! the bass player it's her birthday today!!!!!

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

let's stain the sheets with period blood yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhuuuuuuuu


if you get naked tomorrow in our show you will get one free pin and 3 stikers stickers from the old tour!!!! huh, huh huh!!!

yeah, let's meet tomorrow in the sun

jpg in the sun

send me pictures please attach cuz we love the interweb
jpg in the sun jpg in the sun!


THE UGLY - things become ugly, only after going bad, and its the dragging onward of the stupid that makes its unbearing.
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Subject: have U notice that hershey's kisses looks like acreamy poop?

hey,so since you lieked thw drunk emessage why tnot do it again?the sohwwhosw show tonight was very cgoood.there were more poeole . we had the biggest hangover ever... like Ana, for an isntance she woke up at 3 and when i saw her she had a crazy hair going on...she was dizzy all the time.i was very tdissyzy diszz dizzy too...like for an instance when i was at the urban outfitters store climbing down the stairs i was ghold holding very strongly to that thing you put your hands (in portugeuseese if you are a sluty girl people say that you are that hing you putyour hands to climb up or tdownt he staris...) very strongly so that i would nt fall...
at thesete times I alwyas thing of ABFAB Edina and PATSY... they are so goodl...that's where the crossed eye comes from.
anwayay. i'm glad that going down to the toiuekledt toilet at wbebster hall they had a woman selling tampons, because otherwiaze i'd explode... of happines of course.
hey.... the most ridiculous thing happnened.when i gwas was going down to pee the security guy grabbed my glass of drink becuase i don't know why.... he was so rude... WHAT THE HELL!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I WAS SINDISE INSIDE THE CLUB!!!!! WY? WHY?!?!?!?!? i even estarted to drcry cry of anger... i do this when i'm drunk.fuck thim fuck him fuck him.... why???? he wanted my i-d.... that' s so stooopeed... no one need to show the id once you get indide the club... US is so boring when it comes to this... Sorry, but tis' r it's tur rture true.. you know it's true.
thanks for the jpgee in the sun for the photos.that was cute