Female: Good, Bad, and Ugly
I'm posting a little off topic. As some of you may suspect I have been in girl hate mode for a while. In honor of finding my balls again I give you a post showing things going on in the world that involve females in their true light. Its a terrible truth that all men must come across. I contrast it in the extreme to a girl who I've only seen on stage. I choose to end my golden week of posting in an ugly terrible way.
THE GOOD
There's this really cool band called CSS. It stands for Cansei de ser Sexy. In portuguese this means, "I'm tired of being sexy." They're from Brazil - land of all new millenium things raw - but too bad the girls are total liars, because they're all about being sexy and skanky at same time. There's one guy in the band, but that no longer counts since the estrogen level is so high he now has a third orifice developing... The music is electro, rock, power, pop, or whatever you wanna label it this week.
They're fronted by this little spunky Bjork-esque girl: Pop superstar and mass media phenomenon Lovefoxxx
(stage name of Luísa Hanaê Matsushita, born in February 25, 1984 in Campinas, São Paulo) is the Japanese-Brazilian lead singer of indie-electro band Cansei de Ser Sexy. (wikipedia) She's a very fun front person. Always yelling at the crowd, jumping, making up stories, and doing crazy stuff. More will be featured in the "Bad" section.
I can't really tell yet if the music is really good or the band just has a good style image. Its just fun. Still, the concerts of theirs I've been to are really really entertaining. I caught them back when I did my previous Brasil Funk post. Let me tell you, drunk girls on stage are wild. SubPop signed them, so thats always a bonus. Sweaty legs in the air is good on stage to see though right?
THE BAD
I'm on CSS's myspace friends list. I've been getting the wildest bulletin posts from Lovefoxxx. It was the middle of the night and I just thought she's the most brilliant drunk I've ever read.... (yes these are pictures from her many sites)
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Post 1
Subject: oh my god, why my eyes are crossed?
holy shirt
shit i mean
ny is crazy
the show was amazing
we really ejoyed ourselsesvses
i'm drunk
heyk we'll play again on halloweeen night.... and tomorrow,
hey, come to the halloewween part
tparty]]]
party
anan loves french fries
what the hell was the afterparty/!?!?!!!?/1
I think i lost a tooth
hey, my knees iwill will never recorver from the bruises
my period is so strong it will never stopl
soeone someone makes it stop
thanks to clarissa and greg and graham and su and the gals and the boys for the afterparty!! itw as amazing
and happy girgirlhteda birhtday to ira!!! the bass player it's her birthday today!!!!!
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
let's stain the sheets with period blood yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhuuuuuuuu
if you get naked tomorrow in our show you will get one free pin and 3 stikers stickers from the old tour!!!! huh, huh huh!!!
yeah, let's meet tomorrow in the sun
jpg in the sun
send me pictures please attach cuz we love the interweb
jpg in the sun jpg in the sun!
THE UGLY - things become ugly, only after going bad, and its the dragging onward of the stupid that makes its unbearing.
Post2
Subject: have U notice that hershey's kisses looks like acreamy poop?
hey,so since you lieked thw drunk emessage why tnot do it again?the sohwwhosw show tonight was very cgoood.there were more poeole . we had the biggest hangover ever... like Ana, for an isntance she woke up at 3 and when i saw her she had a crazy hair going on...she was dizzy all the time.i was very tdissyzy diszz dizzy too...like for an instance when i was at the urban outfitters store climbing down the stairs i was ghold holding very strongly to that thing you put your hands (in portugeuseese if you are a sluty girl people say that you are that hing you putyour hands to climb up or tdownt he staris...) very strongly so that i would nt fall...
at thesete times I alwyas thing of ABFAB Edina and PATSY... they are so goodl...that's where the crossed eye comes from.
anwayay. i'm glad that going down to the toiuekledt toilet at wbebster hall they had a woman selling tampons, because otherwiaze i'd explode... of happines of course.
hey.... the most ridiculous thing happnened.when i gwas was going down to pee the security guy grabbed my glass of drink becuase i don't know why.... he was so rude... WHAT THE HELL!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I WAS SINDISE INSIDE THE CLUB!!!!! WY? WHY?!?!?!?!? i even estarted to drcry cry of anger... i do this when i'm drunk.fuck thim fuck him fuck him.... why???? he wanted my i-d.... that' s so stooopeed... no one need to show the id once you get indide the club... US is so boring when it comes to this... Sorry, but tis' r it's tur rture true.. you know it's true.
thanks for the jpgee in the sun for the photos.that was cute
THE GOODThere's this really cool band called CSS. It stands for Cansei de ser Sexy. In portuguese this means, "I'm tired of being sexy." They're from Brazil - land of all new millenium things raw - but too bad the girls are total liars, because they're all about being sexy and skanky at same time. There's one guy in the band, but that no longer counts since the estrogen level is so high he now has a third orifice developing... The music is electro, rock, power, pop, or whatever you wanna label it this week.
They're fronted by this little spunky Bjork-esque girl: Pop superstar and mass media phenomenon Lovefoxxx
(stage name of Luísa Hanaê Matsushita, born in February 25, 1984 in Campinas, São Paulo) is the Japanese-Brazilian lead singer of indie-electro band Cansei de Ser Sexy. (wikipedia) She's a very fun front person. Always yelling at the crowd, jumping, making up stories, and doing crazy stuff. More will be featured in the "Bad" section.I can't really tell yet if the music is really good or the band just has a good style image. Its just fun. Still, the concerts of theirs I've been to are really really entertaining. I caught them back when I did my previous Brasil Funk post. Let me tell you, drunk girls on stage are wild. SubPop signed them, so thats always a bonus. Sweaty legs in the air is good on stage to see though right?
THE BAD
I'm on CSS's myspace friends list. I've been getting the wildest bulletin posts from Lovefoxxx. It was the middle of the night and I just thought she's the most brilliant drunk I've ever read.... (yes these are pictures from her many sites)
the following has not been edited
Post 1
Subject: oh my god, why my eyes are crossed?
holy shirt
shit i mean
ny is crazy
the show was amazing
we really ejoyed ourselsesvses
i'm drunk
heyk we'll play again on halloweeen night.... and tomorrow,
hey, come to the halloewween part
tparty]]]
party
anan loves french fries
what the hell was the afterparty/!?!?!!!?/1
I think i lost a tooth
hey, my knees iwill will never recorver from the bruises
my period is so strong it will never stopl
soeone someone makes it stop
thanks to clarissa and greg and graham and su and the gals and the boys for the afterparty!! itw as amazing
and happy girgirlhteda birhtday to ira!!! the bass player it's her birthday today!!!!!
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
let's stain the sheets with period blood yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhuuuuuuuu
if you get naked tomorrow in our show you will get one free pin and 3 stikers stickers from the old tour!!!! huh, huh huh!!!
yeah, let's meet tomorrow in the sun
jpg in the sun
send me pictures please attach cuz we love the interweb
jpg in the sun jpg in the sun!
THE UGLY - things become ugly, only after going bad, and its the dragging onward of the stupid that makes its unbearing.
Post2
Subject: have U notice that hershey's kisses looks like acreamy poop?
hey,so since you lieked thw drunk emessage why tnot do it again?the sohwwhosw show tonight was very cgoood.there were more poeole . we had the biggest hangover ever... like Ana, for an isntance she woke up at 3 and when i saw her she had a crazy hair going on...she was dizzy all the time.i was very tdissyzy diszz dizzy too...like for an instance when i was at the urban outfitters store climbing down the stairs i was ghold holding very strongly to that thing you put your hands (in portugeuseese if you are a sluty girl people say that you are that hing you putyour hands to climb up or tdownt he staris...) very strongly so that i would nt fall...
at thesete times I alwyas thing of ABFAB Edina and PATSY... they are so goodl...that's where the crossed eye comes from.
anwayay. i'm glad that going down to the toiuekledt toilet at wbebster hall they had a woman selling tampons, because otherwiaze i'd explode... of happines of course.
hey.... the most ridiculous thing happnened.when i gwas was going down to pee the security guy grabbed my glass of drink becuase i don't know why.... he was so rude... WHAT THE HELL!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I WAS SINDISE INSIDE THE CLUB!!!!! WY? WHY?!?!?!?!? i even estarted to drcry cry of anger... i do this when i'm drunk.fuck thim fuck him fuck him.... why???? he wanted my i-d.... that' s so stooopeed... no one need to show the id once you get indide the club... US is so boring when it comes to this... Sorry, but tis' r it's tur rture true.. you know it's true.
thanks for the jpgee in the sun for the photos.that was cute
posted by theDUKE at 9:44 AM
15 Comments:
I'm not sure what to make of this Duke...you either get a gold star for pointing out my bullet point number one on my mission statement: "Women are Evil" or I might need to let you take a week off and gather your chi again...because it's apparent that Lovefoxxx has stolen from you...
I need blood wine to fire my belly again. CROM! grant me one request... let me get drunk this weekend!
I'm going to vote bad on this one. Although you might have redeemed yourself with the Conan quote.
I just hate to see the golden week of posting end like this...the wreckage of some sloppy lead howler from the Indie Depths of Brasil...
In slight redemption please recover with Conan in Finland and for jayne, Rejected X-men characters.
I think anything that mentions period blood multiple times is probably bad. Sorry Duke, it really kills me to agree with 2.0. But I will say that I think you should spend more time on Capitol Hill in the hipster scene, because that's what about 95% of the girls there are like when intoxicated, aka taking pics of themselves in their panties while waxing poetic about booze and menstruation. But most probably aren't philipino.
look who's back in the Lodge on her high-horse everyone...sounds like you have personal experience with that sort of thing...
Well maude, I'm on capitol hill like 300% of my week. I don't think ethnicity is a factor in drunkeness, this is a female experience I had to bring to light. The epic collapse of women on their periods while drunk is something that had to be addressed in reminder to my lodge brothers. (that's my sister on capitol hill, be scared)
I had just noticed you were interested in Train's lady's single philipino girl connections in a past comment thread. But it sounds like you know exactly what you're talking about with drunk ladies on the Hill who are on their periods. Whether that's a good thing for you or not I don't know, but congrats!
Yes yes, I know all about the darkside of periods and really dirty tampons. I'll be at the Pike St. Menstruation contest this Saturday night.
Trust you to throw in a Star Wars reference. And you're a sci-fi dork, right? Did you watch that new NBC show Heroes? Dude and I thought MCP would be all over it, but we haven't heard a peep from him. It's really kind of an X-men rip-off, but I'll probably watch the next episode.
Hi Pot...you're black...thanks kettle...
I'm very well aware of my hypocrisy, thanks
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it's all done w/ much love from the Lodge to all the ladies...
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