The Soapbox
Train, you are a real piece of work casually mentioning that the Lodge found it's "kryptonite". The only people that are MIA are you and your infamous draft pick. The Dude is always missing... at least until his Summer Break or if the NHL is being watching and/or discussed.
Note the facts... Saturday, May 12, 2007 was the last Casey sighting. Since then, Jimbo was stepping up with his India musings... until Corporate America crushed his soul again. And since Jimbo's last blog entry from Mumbai on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, the ONLY people that have posted and been active after that have been Goose, Devin and myself. Shawn's last post was back in April! (And we still haven't seen the "legendary" picture from his Bigger Dance Final Four debacle) And Train's last post was back before Shawn's!
And you really have no excuse since I'm in school, Goose has a family and is the "responsible" one of the Lodge (much like his Hannibal character should), and Devo is "expecting" a family AND getting married with the calendar year. Those would be full plates, my friends.
And while Jimbo has an excuse due to the aforementioned trauma of being raped by Corporate America... Casey, Dude & Train... you have none (Note: I'm leaving Shawn off because he's in the midst of his finals before graduating this month). Stepping down from my soapbox.
Note the facts... Saturday, May 12, 2007 was the last Casey sighting. Since then, Jimbo was stepping up with his India musings... until Corporate America crushed his soul again. And since Jimbo's last blog entry from Mumbai on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, the ONLY people that have posted and been active after that have been Goose, Devin and myself. Shawn's last post was back in April! (And we still haven't seen the "legendary" picture from his Bigger Dance Final Four debacle) And Train's last post was back before Shawn's!
And you really have no excuse since I'm in school, Goose has a family and is the "responsible" one of the Lodge (much like his Hannibal character should), and Devo is "expecting" a family AND getting married with the calendar year. Those would be full plates, my friends.
And while Jimbo has an excuse due to the aforementioned trauma of being raped by Corporate America... Casey, Dude & Train... you have none (Note: I'm leaving Shawn off because he's in the midst of his finals before graduating this month). Stepping down from my soapbox.
Labels: 2.0, Ass, Bigger Dance, Googs, India, Kryptonite
12 Comments:
Ouch you got me Joe... I've not posted. I have no excuse. I don't really have anything worth posting.
I comment as much as I can... I wasn't trying to blame anyone or start a riot.
I've been away from a computer for the last 10 days.
More importantly... What the hell are you talking about with DEVO?????? FAMILY???
Yes, I've been coming to grips with the new shadowings of 'mother-in-law' control; much to my chagrin.
... and the other white meat: baby. (coming soon in a new a flavor: Devin Jr.)
I've been having a pretty hectic period, so please let it go if i haven't brought it up. The Lodge is a chaos free zone for the most part.
I know that the Lodge wishes you the best Devin... We'll let it go.
and now for some REAL NEWS...
After reading that post, the word douchebag comes to mind....
Takes one to know one.
That was mature Joe.
Devin. Let me welcome you into the new secret society of fatherhood. You will recieve a secret key in the mail that opens a safety deposit box in Zurich.
There is a also a code to decipher on the back of the "Nighthawks" painting by Edward Hopper in the Seattle Art Museum.
I always thought Train would be the next one in the society. His revelation of fatherhood would go a little something like this...
Hooters Waitress - Hi Train! Its been a long time
Train - Yeah, since Jr Year of high school.
Hooters Waitress - Yeah I've been meaning to call you. Remember Jimmy Davis's party when you asked me if I ever played "Hide the Chorizo"?
Train - Ummmm Yeah
Hooters Waitress - Well here is your Daughter, She's now 11 and needs her Daddy
Train - (Pulls a Stan Marsh) Wow...umm...ok
Hooters Waitress - How hot do you want your wings, and where is my back child support?
Train - can I borrow a couple of bucks?
Classic. I was thinking it would be more like this though:
Hooters Waitress: "Jordan Lovato! You remember when we watch Empire Strikes Back together? Well, when you passed out from the 'experience', I 'took care of myself', so to speak."
Train: "Really!?! You couldn't wake me up for that? Man! Jimbo is gonna be pissed when he hears this."
Hooters Waitress: "Well here is your Daughter..." (continues with Gooses version)
And yes, I brought it up again just to piss off Jimbo.
I love it... The best part. I've actually dreamt both these scenarios.
And you guys wonder why I never want to go to Hooters...
PS -everyone remember to thank an elderly 80+ year old man today.
They mostly likely crossed the english channel in a Higgins boat around 3 am or parachuted into France 63 years ago today.
Teddy Duchamp is a proud boy today.
The ESB BJ doesn't upset me anymore, and if it meant a Anna Nicole DNA test from Train it would actually be fitting...the dark side is stronger...
The dark side does have the cooler toys.
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