Miggy Tejada's Fake ID

With all of the commotion over the first day of the Bigger Dance, I'm not sure if ya'll heard the story on the AP wire about Miguel Tejada telling Astros he's actually 33, not 31. I love that he tells his third team this info after he gets traded. Classic. And we are supposed to believe him when he says his name shouldn't have been in the Mitchell Report. To commemorate the story, I give you a Miggy fist pump.

Lodge King of the Hard Wood 2

Sorry to bump the Llama down but this is important....We all know the story from last year, as Seatown got his 15 minutes and then was gone.

Its that time of year again

KJR's Bigger Dance is now on and EVERYONE should be in on this, no excuses.

1) 1st of all go to http://www.kjram.com/

2) click on the Bigger Dance Link

3) The Office pool is called "The Black Lodge" with the password of "knockers"

4) Pick your ladies.

$5 to enter. Winner takes all. This contest is about hot chicks gentlemen, There are no points for second place.

Jimbo- Train, You've been busted, you lost your qualifications as Lodge leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of Drunk and disorderly in Canada, Puking into Bread bags after your ass hurt,, and one forgettable viewing of a Lodge Classic Movie

Goose- ESB? [Train shrugs]

Jimbo- And you asshole, you're lucky to be here!

Goose- Thank you, PoohBah.

Jimbo- And let's not bullshit Train. Your family name ain't the best in the Lodge. You need to be doing it better, and cleaner than the other guy. Now what is it with you?

Train- Just want to be a "Pal", be the best man in the Lodge, sir.

Jimbo- Don't screw around with me Train. You're a hell of an instinctive Fantasy Player. Maybe too good. I'd like to bust your butt but I can't. I got another problem here. I gotta send somebody from this Lodge to KJRAM. I gotta do something here, I still can believe it. I gotta give you your dream shot! I'm gonna send you up against the best. You two characters are going to The Bigger Dance.

The Soapbox

Train, you are a real piece of work casually mentioning that the Lodge found it's "kryptonite". The only people that are MIA are you and your infamous draft pick. The Dude is always missing... at least until his Summer Break or if the NHL is being watching and/or discussed.

Note the facts... Saturday, May 12, 2007 was the last Casey sighting. Since then, Jimbo was stepping up with his India musings... until Corporate America crushed his soul again. And since Jimbo's last blog entry from Mumbai on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, the ONLY people that have posted and been active after that have been Goose, Devin and myself. Shawn's last post was back in April! (And we still haven't seen the "legendary" picture from his Bigger Dance Final Four debacle) And Train's last post was back before Shawn's!

And you really have no excuse since I'm in school, Goose has a family and is the "responsible" one of the Lodge (much like his Hannibal character should), and Devo is "expecting" a family AND getting married with the calendar year. Those would be full plates, my friends.

And while Jimbo has an excuse due to the aforementioned trauma of being raped by Corporate America... Casey, Dude & Train... you have none (Note: I'm leaving Shawn off because he's in the midst of his finals before graduating this month). Stepping down from my soapbox.

I Couldn't Make This Up...

Don't worry...I'm not exactly thanking the academy just yet...I know that there is still a ways to go and that anything can happen in 3 days time...but would you take a look at this?

Un-frickin-believable at the moment...I had to document just being in first place at all, let alone this late in the competition.

Updated Lodge pool standings as well.....