Lodge Interactive Time: Why I could be the next England Manager...

Since the current search for the next English manager is taking on "One Night in Paris" type excitement. I thought it was time to ask a few questions of my fellow Lodge mates:

Could you guide a squad of overrated and overpaid wanka's? Do you have what it takes to stand up the media scrutiny? How well can you make excuses for underachieving performances?...Do you bleed the colours of your team?


If so...or even not...I want to hear some reasons why you may or may not be up for the job....



Bonus: Please pick one of the following managers who will most likely end up with the job (thanks to Ladbrokes for the lines)


Odds:
*The Special One 7/4

*Fabio Capello 9/4

*Martin O'Neil 6/1

*Harry Redknapp 10/1

*Steve Coppell 12/1

*Luis Felipe Scolari 14/1

*'The' Jurgen Klinsmann 18/1

*Alan Shearer 20/1

*Lawrie Sanchez 250/1

Gooses Take: Sean Taylor

Today Sean Michael Maurice Taylor passed away at the age of 24. April 1st 1983- November 27th 2007

One of the best young safeties in the game, a pro bowler, Tied for the NFL lead in interceptions. Hard hitting play maker. The leader of the Redskin Defense. Due to his ferocious style of hitting, his teammates had nicknamed him "Meast", half man, half beast

Goose take is. Well... I'm not surprised.

Sadly this kid from Miami has been skirting with the law for his entire career. He was arrested for DUI and almost went to prison for Armed assault. One on many high profile Miami athletes that seemed to find himself on the wrong side of the law.

He was young, brash, maybe even a dirty. He needed guidance. He needed to stop acting like a thug and a punk. He was in no way a Goose player. I respected his talent, his ability, but not his attitude.

I'm sad to see such a talent cut down so young. But while reports talk about a burglary, I have to ask, when robbing a house, how many burglars break into the bedroom and start firing? I think Seans past caught up with him.

Washington Redskins (2004-2007)
Career Stats
Tackles 299
Interceptions 12
Forced fumbles 8

B-day Tribute - Latin Lodger

Ricardo Montalban, man of legend, is now 87 years old and strong. We honor you sir for years of entertainment in Hawaii, Westerns, and Starships.

Ohio Players, Coolant and a Devil's Revenge

This past Saturday the wife and I went with some friends to Magic Mountain. Only 30-40 minutes north of Pasadena, it’s a short drive from our home – and with “free” tickets from our friends, Jenny wanted to go. I, on the other hand, did not. In the middle of writing 4 different 10-page papers for my Fall classes, wasting a Saturday waiting in lines for the chance to ride a half a dozen roller-coasters wasn’t something I was looking forward to. But since the wife was excited to go and it was “free” – we went.


It was pretty fun. We did have a good time overall (although the girls, Jenny and Jaye, both got sick and skipped out on most of the second half of the day)… but the ride home turned out to be the biggest “adventure” of the trip. Jenny’s Mazda broke down in the middle of nowhere on the 210 Highway back to Pasadena. No cell coverage, our car overheating, the coolant boiling dry… we were in dire straights. It took me 15 minutes to get someone to pull over (the lady who finally did was on her way home from visiting her husband in the hospital, who had just had surgery on his legs after being hit on his motorcycle), then 2 minutes after a cop showed up and helped us call a tow-truck. Cutting to the chase…


2 hours later, our car is at our mechanic, and we are home licking our wounds (and feeding Nate Newton, who was confused why it took us so long to get home). Yesterday, I picked up the car from the mechanic (a die-hard ManU fan, who has FSC and Setana on while he works) who threatened to double my bill after I admitted I followed Liverpool. Only after citing that one of my closest friends “Jimbo” was a Devils fan did he calm down. Good guy, that Avo… just don’t hate on his Devils. In the end, nothing in life is "free."

A little history

Im disgusted by some of you. No talk this week about a certain game. Maybe some video from the past may help

You might want put those calls straight to voicemail Bavasi...

So it looks like the new posterboy for the * might become the first with ** next to his name...as in...most HR's of all time and most time served for a HR king...I must say that regardless of how this turns out...I haven't been this proud with my elected officials in a long time....

Lodge Rules Vs Man Laws

I thought most of these were funny enough to share. Many of the concepts of these could be adapted to Lodge Rules...Especially #7 (Except for Hollywood 2.0....who does not pay for Tit)

MAN LAWS..... THE NOW WRITTEN RULES

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.(c) After wrecking your boss' car.(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday isstrictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a toplessmodel and only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all othersituations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

Perhaps the Greatest Four ever Inducted

Besides this weekend being Veterans weekend, it is also the weekend where the NHL recognizes its greats from the past. This year the NHL inducts four players and one builder of the game that revolutionized the sport and the game played on the rink.

The man inducted as a builder is Jim Gregory. Gregory had a strong inspiration in the junior ranks in the 50's and 60's. He also had a part in evolving the game to where it is today. Because of Gregory, the NHL now recognizes Europe as a potential talent pool. Gregory also started video goal replay which has transformed the game of hockey.

The first of the big four to be inducted is Ron Francis. Francis was drafted fourth overall by Hartford. Francis won two cups with the Penguins and was a member of both the Hartford Whale and Carolina Hurricane. Francis would have passed Gordie Howe's record for games played if the strike didn't happen in 2004-2005. He missed only 54 games over a 23 season career. He ended with 1798 points, second all-time in assists and 3rd all-time in games. His points put him fourth all-time in the NHL. Whaler, Penguin, and Hurricane - Ron Francis

Player number was three time Stanley Cup champion Scott Stevens. Stevens played 22 seasons, between a Capitals, Blues, and later the Devils. This Hall of Famer is 10th all-time in points for a defensemen. Stevens ranks among the top 20 in penalty minutes but only a few were for elbows. Stevens was a loyal guy who was never traded and stayed with teams during his contract. Stevens solidified the blue line for the Devils which led to three summers with the Cup.

The final two gentlemen have distinct characteristics. Al MacInnis was also a 23 year veteran. He is third among defensemen in goals, assists, and points. He ranks 7th in assists for the playoffs. MacInnis had his most prolific career years with the Flames, which also led to his Stanley Cup. His all around best years ended with the St. Louis Blues. He had 822 points with the Flames and 452 points with the Blues. A seven time all-star, a Flame and a Blue, and marksmen from the blueline, Al MacInnis.

The last gentleman needs no description. He has risen the cup five times with two teams. He was part of the dynasty in the late 80's wit Edmonton, with Kuri, Gretzky and Furh. A leader and his guarantee win in Game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals was the thing legends are made from in the Big Apple. He was the heart, soul and captain of the Rangers. Number 11, played for the Rangers, Oilers and a year with the Canucks. This man has won multiple awards and he might be the greats leader of all the hockey greats. Mark Messier, 2nd overall in points and games played, 3rd overall in assists, and seventh all time in goals. He played 25 years, and his toughness didn't let up until he retired. Messier deserves and belongs in the Hall along with his teammate Gretzky and all the other greats he has played with.

This might be the great four-some of players ever inducted in the Hall. Each player has a ton of awards, and each have raised the Cup at least once.

In other news, Eric Lindros quietly retired as a player but will continue to have a say in the NHLPA. Some might think because Lindros has similar numbers to Ray Bourque he belongs in the Hall. Only time with tell. Lindros' final numbers are 760 games over 13 seasons, 372 goals, 493 assists, 865 points, and +/- 215. Time will tell if in three years when Lindros' name comes up if he will be a shoe in for a spot in the Hall.

As for your favorite teams: Colorado is atop the Northwest division, with 23 points, 17 in the PP, 20th in PK. The Canucks are third with 16 points, 13 in PP, and 26th in PK and The Flames, are fourth with 15, 16th in the PP, and 28th in PK. Time will tell but the Flames are 3-6-1 in their last 10 games, where both Col and Van have a better record over the last ten games. The Flames have a below 500 record for both the home and the road, the Avalache have a winning record at home but not on the road, and the Canucks are the opposite. About 17 games down in the league and time will tell how things work out.

Predict my stat line for MNF and win a free Pint (or Hard Lemondade for 2.0) from the Poohbah!!!

Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought

So maybe 'Top Gun' in 70mm wasn't for you. There's only so much Kenny Loggins a man can take.


Maybe seeing 'Blade Runner: The Final Cut' on the big screen didn't sound all that enticing. Especially considering you could be watching 'Universal Soldier' at home on DVD.


But starting next week...there's just no excuses.


Ghostbusters in 70mm!!!

Show times are:
November 4, 6, 11 & 13
Sunday shows are at noon. Tuesday shows are at 8.

If you didn't love this movie when you were a kid there was something deeply wrong with you. This is one of the all time greats, and is one of the most quotable movies in the history of cinema.


Off topic....

After seeing 'Blade Runner: The Final Cut', I can highly reccomend seeing it at Cinerama. If only because it's really a film that needs to be seen on a big screen. This film truly is Ridley Scott's masterpiece. I was really struck this time by the camerawork. Every single shot is perfectly framed and composed, I think you could spend a year studying and analyzing every single shot. Really, really worth seeing.

The Road Warrior Returns

MAD MAX 4: FURY ROAD

Looks like this film is in production at a Sydney studio NOW!!! George Miller, who worked on Happy Feet - the penguin musical animated thing - will be working on MM4. I don't know how that will go down.

All I know is Post-Apocalypse + Road Warrior = BOOOM!!!

(unfortunately, Mel Gibson is not involved)

The Peacock's Man Crush

So the first "Flex" decision of the year for the NFL takes the hometown 11 out of the falling camera glare of Dick Ebersol's production team. The Hawks go from the 5 o'clock spot to the 115 spot, meanwhile Vegas just bumped the home point spread up a touchdown now that the dreaded Sunday Night curse is lifted from the Hawks.

Following their game with the Bears, the Hawks will be treated to the sweet sounds of Madden's 1b Man-Crush, Thomas Edward Brady Jr., and his butt-chin's quest for perfection versus the three-headed Bills QB monster of JP Losman/Trent Edwards/Gibran Hamdan, LOOK OUT FOX AND CBS!!!

F'N Wankas...

Hey man, loan me a couple of bucks...

So I think we've found the answer to where the Train lunch $ donation fund has been going. Looks like Train and a collection of minorities are teaming up with potential local super-hero Dennis 'All My' Daugs 'in the house' to attempt to take down the Bennett-Death Star.

All in all, I think a blast at Mach 3 into a two-meter exhaust port is better odds than Grand Admiral Stern allowing the Super Durant-ics back on the market. The mighty Allen must be a little bit fearful that his title of 'Owner/Franchise Savior' could be under some challenge if D-squared is able to pull this off.

In the meantime, keep pumping dollars into the Train Lunch Fund, because for just the price of a six-pack of PBR tall-boys, you can keep Train fed and watch a 35 win team for years to come.