The New Big Red Machine

"We want to sell it to the American crowd. When the game flows, if you have a foul, it's just a foul and you just continue to play and play and play. That's a beautiful game to watch. That's what we're trying to sell. And today when something like this happens, it's frustrating."

...cont...what I've been told here is that I can't say too much in the interview about the refs. I could be suspended, but you can imagine what I think."
-Our Swedish Captain

I wonder if Tim Weyland is just as incompentant at TriNet Human Resources Outsourcing as he is on the pitch?


(Taken from an actual meeting at TriNet)

Big Boss Man: "So Tim, how are Q1 numbers looking like?"
Weyland: "Well BBM, it appears that we're showing a 4% growth in new business and 8% in revenue"
BBM: "Outstanding!!!!"
Weyland: "Oh wait...hold on...ummm...looks like that's actually a 25% decrease across the board"
Sigi Schmidt: (holds head in hands)