The World of the Cartoon

So I was watching Waynes World the other night. My mind was instantly racing back to old SNL Waynes World Skits that I had seen. One on the bits they did was the Top 10 Cartoon Characters you would like to have sex with. I thought to myself, this might make a good Blog Commentary. After all the rules of the Blog go "Sports, Movies, TV, and Pemco edited sex Posts". When brought up at the latest Lodge meeting, it immediately stirred Good converasation. I'll also finish each one with a good Wayne and Garthism.

So I promise no nudity, no vulgar words. Just Gooses Top 5 Cartoon Characters that are, as Train would say, "Mountable".




#5 Daphne
A solid Classic. Although you spent most of the episodes wondering where She and Fred would dissappear to, while Velma Shaggy and Scooby ran from all the ghosts. Also she loses point for always wearing the same old purple dress. Gotta love a fiery redhead. "She tested very high on the stroke-ability scale"











#4- The Baroness/GIJoe
After doing some research I found that the Baroness not only makes my list, but follows "Man Movie Rule #7". Any woman that seems stuck up, hair tied back and in glasses, will instantly become a megga hottie when the glasses and hair band are removed. "In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her"





#3 Cheetara
ANYONE who watched TV during puberty knew Cheetara. She added the vixen look for young 11 year olds. The Cat Suit, The makeup, the ability to be EXTREMELY Flexible. Definately ranks high on the list. MEEEEEOOOOWWWWW. "She'd give a dog a Bone"















#2 Betty Rubble and Wilma Flinstone.
Forget Stifflers Mom in American Pie. This was the introduction to the the MILF. Betty and Wilma were sexually frustrated women. One was married to a short man with a napoleon complex, the other to a great big fat guy. Both without a shadow of a doubt were unsatisfied and needed some attention. Seriously. If you has women as hot as Betty and Wilma, would you Bowl every night? "She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym-class"


#1 Josie and the Pussycats.
Yeah. I said it. All three of them. Josie, Melody and Valerie. Even toss in Alexandra, the chick who isnt in the band but maintains a level of Fire in her loins. Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll. This was the hottest band of the 70's. And the cute little stage outfits. "What do you do when a girl is so hot that every time you try to talk to her, you think you're gonna hurl? I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."