Wednesday, June 07, 2006

E-Bionics Vol 2

Round 2. Fight!

“Almost There…Stay On Target” – When you’re almost at the location you’re traveling towards (Reference: Star Wars)

Berkoff – To exhibit tyrannical behavior that leads nowhere (Reference to: actor Steven Berkoff as the villainous General Orloff in Octopussy). “Don’t be a Berkoff, I’m not going to ditch you guys for dinner.”

“Celebrate the Love” – A demeaning reference to something corny or syrupy (Reference: Return of the Jedi)

Claude Rains – When someone commits a disappearing act (Reference: the actor who starred as the Invisible Man). “Have you seen Dan lately? He’s turned into a real Claude Rains.”

Effective Dreaming – When something you’ve dreamed about comes true (Reference: The Lathe of Heaven)

Finding a Fawn – To find a girlfriend who’ll also set up your friends (Reference: Fawn Leibowitz is the dead girl whose friends Tim Matheson prevails on to get dates for his fraternity brothers in Animal House)

Franciscus – When a person of actor is not as good as the person they replaced (Reference: John Franciscus in Beneath The Planet Of The Apes). “You know, Sean’s new lady is really a Franciscus.”

“The Gas Mining Business Is Really Starting To Pay Off” – A retort for seeming respectability. (Reference: When Lando tells Han Solo that Bespin has turned him into a regular, respectable businessman in The Empire Strikes Back)

“I Didn’t Know There Was A Pool Down There” – When you accidentally hit someone with something (Reference: Diamonds Are Forever)

Hot Spicy Betty Blue Number – An extremely attractive French Woman

Hot Spicy Deneuve Number – An extremely attractive older woman

Hot Spicy Irish Number – An extremely attractive redhead.

Hot Spicy Tarkofsky Number – An extremely attractive Russian woman.

Hot Spicy Verhoeven Number – An extremely attractive Dutch woman.

3 Comments:

Blogger theDUKE said...

I find myself caught in Hot Spicy Deneuve Numbers lately. I just want a sugar momma.

Wed Jun 07, 10:42:00 AM PDT  
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Wed Jun 07, 10:43:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Goose said...

Finding a Fawn ....thats the best one thusfar

Sophomore dies in kiln explosion? Oh My God! I just talked to her last week... She was going to make a pot for me.

Wed Jun 07, 03:51:00 PM PDT  

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