Monday, October 30, 2006

Army of One


Paul Stanley is a guitarist, song writer, and second vocalist of the band KISS. It took me about an hour and a half to do the makeup. My friend Katrin was kind enough to secure the wig later that night. This is the only part of my night I remember clearly.I found the right shirt at redlight, the sleeves were already torn off. The accoutrements were a fishnet shirt, spike collar and braces. Oh yea, the wig was all over the place. I now empathize with women who have difficulty looking good at the expense of comfort. Putting on nail polish was a new experience as well. Its not easy and I doubt I will attempt it again.

I'm a little upset at myself for various party foul infractions through the night. My sincere apologies for anything done unintentionally on my part. I woke up in my friends apartment, post 4 different party spots from: the U-dist, Cap Hill, Int'l Dist, and Fremont... insane. I woke up laying on a futon and my head was caught in between two laundry hampers. A girl in a sequin mini-dress was found laying next to me. My fishnet shirt was not ripped.


Some of us went out to have breakfast the following morning. Although not in makeup, the gear was in effect, and a hint of black eyeliner still brought reminiscence of The Crow. Old people were giving us the dirtiest glares and would not back down when we stared back. We got punked by old people.

33 Comments:

Blogger Jimbo said...

...umm...you drive us wild we'll drive old people you crazy?...

Mon Oct 30, 08:56:00 AM PST  
Blogger theDUKE said...

they must have been Slayer fans.

Mon Oct 30, 09:03:00 AM PST  
Blogger Train said...

Was Gene Simmons costume from the movie "Runaway" already taken?

Mon Oct 30, 09:31:00 AM PST  
Blogger theDUKE said...

Outside of the oddness, Gene Simmons is an amazingly intelligent man.

Mon Oct 30, 09:42:00 AM PST  
Blogger Jimbo said...

and prominent member of the Playboy Mansion Krewe...making him worthy to be on the ballot for the '07 Lodge HOF...

Mon Oct 30, 09:49:00 AM PST  
Blogger Casey said...

It's never a good party without a drunk guy dressed up like a member of Kiss...

Mon Oct 30, 09:52:00 AM PST  
Blogger seatownshawn said...

Not to change the subject.....but instead of just making another Lebowski post......just checking back in to let everyone know that I'll be at the WS Bowl by 8:30 this evening if anyone cares to join.

I have some serious sorrows to drown after watching 2 completely inept defensive performances this weekend.....

Mon Oct 30, 10:17:00 AM PST  
Blogger Jimbo said...

you've got a friend in Jimbo...and thanks for the reminder...

Mon Oct 30, 10:23:00 AM PST  
Blogger theDUKE said...

Pregnant girls dig KISS too.

Mon Oct 30, 10:33:00 AM PST  
Blogger theDUKE said...

How was your party Jayne?

Mon Oct 30, 10:39:00 AM PST  
Blogger Unknown said...

Jimbo, only 3 stars for The Proposition? I thought that movie was in your wheelhouse.

Mon Oct 30, 10:49:00 AM PST  
Blogger Goose said...

Jimbo. Was there ever a Mexican Sighting at Casa Jimbo?

Mon Oct 30, 11:06:00 AM PST  
Blogger Jimbo said...

2.0-come to bowling tonight and I'll tell you where it failed and Mr. Goose, that would be a negative...

Mon Oct 30, 11:16:00 AM PST  
Blogger Casey said...

The party was absolutely awesome! It was hands down the best party we've ever thrown. We finally had to end it @ 5 AM
Over 100 people + Open Bar = good times had by all.
Maybe the lodge can make it down next time...

Mon Oct 30, 11:19:00 AM PST  
Blogger theDUKE said...

if i stopped at your party... i would have definitely been admitted into ICU/Rehab concurrently.

Mon Oct 30, 11:25:00 AM PST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Mexican I believe you are speaking of was out of commision all weekend with a explosivio crap and vomiting. Note to people of West Seattle.. Stay away from Yasuko's...

Mon Oct 30, 11:35:00 AM PST  
Blogger Unknown said...

TMI, Train...

Jimbo, going to be studying tonight getting ready for my class tomorrow night (after being away for a week in Hawai'i) ... so I don't think I'm going to make it to WSB this evening. But the way this work day is going, I might reconsider come 6-7 o'clock in the P.M.

Mon Oct 30, 11:45:00 AM PST  
Blogger Train said...

It reminded me of the Bathroom Session you has at my place Joe...

Mon Oct 30, 11:59:00 AM PST  
Blogger Jimbo said...

well...then you'll never know why I gave the proposition 3 stars...I hope you change your mind...

Mon Oct 30, 12:00:00 PM PST  
Blogger theDUKE said...

Yasuko's West Seattle is crap. However, Yasuko Cap Hill is legit.

Mon Oct 30, 12:56:00 PM PST  
Blogger Goose said...

I hear Yasuko's White Center Location will be opening soon

Mon Oct 30, 01:00:00 PM PST  
Blogger theDUKE said...

I just wish Ezell's would stop Opening/Closing locations outside of C.D.

Mon Oct 30, 01:19:00 PM PST  
Blogger Jimbo said...

well...this is going to rock Dude's world...I think he's a co-owner by now...looks like Than Brothers are going to be getting some more business...because if you don't like what you see here...you can get the PHO out!!!

Mon Oct 30, 01:32:00 PM PST  
Blogger Train said...

The Dude won't want to hear what I have to say... I will say this though if you are going to eat there dont eat the Ginger Chicken.

Mon Oct 30, 02:16:00 PM PST  
Blogger The Dude said...

Always play it safe with the basics at Yasuko's. Don't try and get other things...that is just askin' for disaster. I have to say a little week Train, not even a phone call sayin' you are out.

I was a little peeved...Jimbo, fun party...wish it was still goin' when I got back. Had a great time and Casey...sorry I couldn't make it...too many parties (2) too little time!

Mon Oct 30, 02:29:00 PM PST  
Blogger Unknown said...

And with that (poof!)... he was gone. We should start calling the Dude, Kaiser Sose.

Mon Oct 30, 02:35:00 PM PST  
Blogger Train said...

I left a message with the Princess I didn't know it warrented a call to you too.

Mon Oct 30, 02:42:00 PM PST  
Blogger Jimbo said...

the Dude abides...the Dude abides...he and Maude brought it with their costumes...almost like Paul "TheDuke" Stanley...

Mon Oct 30, 02:47:00 PM PST  
Blogger theDUKE said...

AND ON TO FFF news: Goose, imagine if you played Vick as your QB, your points would have gone astronomical - 2.0 would have got two times the beat down. Casey, i'm sorry i'm going to have to crush your lead tonight. It has to be done.
Seahawks: Seneca Wallace did a GOOD JOB last night. Considering the circumstance, i'm not going to put the guy down.

Mon Oct 30, 02:48:00 PM PST  
Blogger Goose said...

26 points on the bench and Im still going to beat 2.0 worse than a narc at a biker rally

Well unless Chester Taylor scores 41 tonight. Im not sure he is up for 200yds and 6TDs

Mon Oct 30, 03:05:00 PM PST  
Blogger Jimbo said...

don't put it past him...Seau is old and can hit the gaps like he used to...

Mon Oct 30, 03:18:00 PM PST  
Blogger seatownshawn said...

...back in Skokie, Illinois....I was in this barber shop quartet.....

Mon Oct 30, 03:26:00 PM PST  
Blogger Unknown said...

I love that the Dude is now Orca fat as far as our 2-3 readers are concerned...

Nobody has ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop, and Keyser Soze will get you." And no-one ever really believes.

Mon Oct 30, 05:03:00 PM PST  

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