"We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble"
When I'm feeling down, maybe I've got some blues in my shoe...I reach for an old friend...a friend I've known since I was six...and that friend's name is simply..."Ghostbuster's Quotes"...Train knows the game, but in light of the miserable Seattle Football weekend (good work Cougs)...I thought this might help everyone out...maybe not.
posted by Jimbo at 9:52 AM
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First word on the newswire:
Sprained Knee, out for 4 weeks.
"Dogs and cats, living together! Mass Hysteria!"
"I'm going to ask the question everyone wants to know. How is Elvis and have you seen him latley?"
Are you the keymaster?
like my fantasy team needed another reason to suck...good thing the Raiders are involved in one of those weeks...
"Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."
Well, at the very least, Holmgren expects Alexander and Womack back in time for the Raiders...every little bit helps.
"That's a big Twinkie"
It was an all around poor weekend for Seattle sports. Thank god I have a team across the pond that can notch a win at home... Thank you Sheva Thank you Ballack...
"Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947"
Don't be too hard on your fantasy team jimbo, you still have a couple games tonite to save yourself from the all time lodge league low score.
"Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back."
"And the flowers are still standing"
"Where do these stairs go?"
"They go up"
The Vikings game was actually my first game of the season I've had the pleasure of attending. I love how amped the crowd is. Not counting the second half, that is an amazing place to see a game.
"Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say yes!"
I haven't even looked at my score after seeing Hines Ward destroy the Atlanta secondary for 3 TD and knowing he was safe on my bench...My expertise with all things football should really be called into question...I hate fantasy football...it's like it's karmically rigged...
"My parents left me that house. I was born there...You're not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays."
Maybe you should play Final Fantasy instead. NFL may be too real for you. FFXII is looking to be really sweet.
"You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909!"
Somebody tell me why Ty didnt go for two? I for one rarely question the coach but I would rather go three yards to Win, instead of overtime with the best RB in the pac ten.
"Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetant?"
"My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome"
"I'd call that a big yes."
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon."
Goose...I'm not sure they were prepared for a two point try at that point and they didn't have any timeouts to make sure they had the right personel in the game...I know...they could've done that and taken the delay that puts it to the 8?...either way he's going to be critized...the OLine/Lynch eventually wore out the Defense after the 60 minute mark...man...he's a f'n RB and a half though...
"Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that? ... That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me"
I thought that you played for the tie when away and the win at home?
"Ted! Annette! I'm glad you could come, how you doin', give me your coats. Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming! Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in receivership; Annette's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago! They got fifteen thousand left on the house at eight percent."
"So their doing ok..."...and I think it's you play for the win on the road and tie at home...but, I could be wrong...
over/under on when CTown will be able to talk about yesterday? Wednesday -213PM PST....
I'll take the over on that.
Still you have your offense ready, you prepare for that situation. You have your 2 point "Super Play" that you practice. You need to be ready for the 2 pointer. If you get the delay to the 8 then maybe then you kick.
(PS I like this format we are doing today)
"You're gonna endanger us. You're gonna endanger our client. The nice woman who paid us in advance, before she became a dog."
UMMM... I was off-lodge last week due to injury - i'm a little alarmed. I propose a new rule of: no child-star postings. it's scary and ridiculous in an unfunny way.
Gotta learn to deal with things Duke.
Just like your freak of the Week
"We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble."
So what were the Lodge thoughts on Carl Bonnell??
"If there is a steady paycheck involved. I'll believe anything you say."
I dont think the Duke quite gets the game we are playing....
"And that is the last of the petty cash"....
the office numbs my brain. ... mmmm brains....
thoughts on #11...well...he definitely showed that their might not be any drop-off...and he doesn't have 4.1 speed, but 4.6/7 isn't bad...He developed a nice repore with TE Robert Lewis and Anthony Russo...interesting to see his follow up this weekend...barring injury this guy was poised to be #1 two years ago...
almost forgot:
"Still making headlines all across the country, the Ghostbusters are at it again. This time, at the fashionable dance club, "The Rose." The boys in gray slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance. This is Casey Kasem. Now, on with the countdown.
"
"No, no. Just asking. Are you, (Jayne), menstruating right now? "
I have to agree with your statement about #11. I gotta root for my Kent brothers....
"we're ready to believe you"
"Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."
"That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray."
"Ray, the next time someone asks if you are a god you say YES!"
"...hey, who does your taxes?"
Train,
Not only did you copy an already used quote, but you misquoted it to boot...
"Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable. You are a poor scientist, Mr. Lovato!"
A little of the path here but I thought this quote from Major Leauge was fitting after the Gambler went all in...
"Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeño up my nose, get it runnin'"
I'd finish the quote, but I don't recognize baseball in October, unless the Mar...Ti...Devil Rays are prominetely involved...(but good quote)...and how about that Carlos Guillen?...still think he gets injured too frequently...can't swing the bat from both sides either...glad we ditched him instead of moving to third and saving 10 million dollars...oh well...
"Nimble little-minx"
I dont think anyone outside the midwest even knows there is a WS being played...
"All right! This chick is TOAST"
I owe a beer to whoever is keeping the Bruno Kirby legacy going...
"Mother Pus Bucket..."
I'm generally excited about the Motor City Kitties pulling down a ring...very few fan bases deserve a ring more than them...Pirate/Phillie fans come to mind...and it means that Jim Leyland can go back to a 3 pack a day habit instead of 5...
Final quote from me and good work everyone:
"Of course you forget, Peter. I was present at an undersea unexplained mass sponge migration...Ray, the sponges migrated about a foot and a half."
"He's looking at me Ray"
"he's an ugly little spud isn't he?"
" I think he can hear you Ray...AHHHHH!!"
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