Thursday, November 16, 2006

Freaky deeky of the Weekly



Following on tangent of one our more recent topics I give you the story of the International Order of Old Bastards, exotic dancers, and police. They have a wonderful history, most members are in their sixties but you must be at least 35 to join with no other restrictions. From what I've researched online they seem to be big in the U.S. and Australia. The order has about 1 million members in 4,600 chapters around the world.

Mainly I like this story because, these guys have the best club name EVER. Also, strippers and fraternal organizations go together like bread and butter. Why is the civic government so hardcore these days?

The police halted a strip show at a recent Old Bastard gathering. The AP gives us a few more details: MONONA, Wis. - No more bare bodies for the old boys. Police on Monday stripped the local chapter of the International Order of Old Bastards of the exotic dancers who have performed at their meetings for decades.

"This is for elderly people who just want to have a good time with their peers," Story, a 60-year-old retired engineer and tavern owner, told the Wisconsin State Journal for Wednesday's editions.
But police showed up at Monday's quarterly meeting at the Eastside Businessman's Association and warned them that they needed an adult entertainment permit to have strippers. The State Journal said police learned about the strippers after one of the paper's reporters started asking about it in June.


When Story told the audience the strippers were canceled, many members left, the report said. Aside from a cynical "thanks" one of them uttered to police on the way out, members left peacefully, the report said.

Thanksfully the Lodge is free of illegal activity, or it is well hidden.

8 Comments:

Blogger Goose said...

Next March Goose will be able to join....sometimes being the elder statesman has its privilages

Thu Nov 16, 11:57:00 AM PST  
Blogger theDUKE said...

Arch Old Bastard status should come with a special hat or staff.

Thu Nov 16, 11:59:00 AM PST  
Blogger Jimbo said...

we'll make sure to get you a cane the next time we hit up Ricks

Thu Nov 16, 12:46:00 PM PST  
Blogger seatownshawn said...

Ummm.....speaking of FREAKY DEEKY.....Mr. Joe, whassup with these damn Dutch futbol players?

Thu Nov 16, 04:04:00 PM PST  
Blogger theDUKE said...

wtf, i know you didn't get that off Reuters or the AP....

Thu Nov 16, 04:12:00 PM PST  
Blogger seatownshawn said...

Nope. Deadspin. One of my favorites.

Thu Nov 16, 04:19:00 PM PST  
Blogger Train said...

"would sombody get this walking carpet out of my way"

Thu Nov 16, 04:30:00 PM PST  
Blogger Unknown said...

Did you see the link with the donkey in that article? Hilarious.

Fri Nov 17, 10:53:00 AM PST  

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