I'm Blade B*tch!

You may have heard that Blade was hanging out in Africa, well hiding for a while. Wesley Snipes has been arrested on tax fraud evasion charges after deciding to come back from Namibia of his own will.

He was out there making his new film GallowWalker. Which I hope is going to be frikkin awesome since he's going to be slaying ZOMBIES! His financial choices could put into a spin, what could be great fun for undead fans. Bad dialogue, bad martial arts, and bad ass walking dead.

Plot LOL:
A gunman knows too well the ways of vengeance. Fast and furious, he has killed every man who crossed him. But his gift with a gun comes with a curse. All those who die by his hand will return. Enter the world of GALLOWWALKER, where vengeance lives forever.

I kinda don't know what's funnier, potentially going to prison for 16 years and cage fighting with inmates who can say, "Thanks for everything Julie Newmar!" or his decision to come back to the U.S. after leaving a relatively safe haven country.

The Art of War - " I always enjoy it when an opponent raises the level of play. "
Demolition Man - "I'm sorry to say that the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself--run by a bunch of robed sissies."
Blade Trinity- "Hey Blade, I got a question for you... Let's say we succeed in wiping out all the vampires. What then? Huh? Ever ask yourself that? I mean somehow I don't picture you teaching Karate at the local Y. " (Van Wilder coulda' ran this whole movie on improv dialogue)
Passenger 57- unfortunately i couldn't find anything useful in this hopelessly useless movie.