Goose in the 619 (part 1)
Good evening, San Diego. I'm Goose. Tits McGee is on vacation.So work takes me to San Diego. I figure why not quote one of the Greatest movies ever to be based in San Diego, Anchorman
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
So I get in this morning and manage to ugrade the vehicle to a Mustang convertable (for those of you who have jobs at some point that allow you to travel, Hertz Gold, Marriott points and crap that that pay dividends.
We are here for a Qualcomm conference showing the new Nextel-like Push to talk on the Sprint Network.
Champ here. I'm all about havin' fun. You know, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off... Anyway, I've become kind of famous for my signature catch-phrase ? whammy. Like, Gene Tenace at the plate... and whammy.
San Diego is an amazing city, miles of amazing coastline and a downtown district that rivals any city. Lots to do. Tommorrow I am taking a tour of the USS Midway Aircraft Carrier, Should be a great sight see on my Tour of Manly things 2007
So tonight I got to see Jake Peavy and the San diego Padres (the Mariners arch rival) vs the Orioles. Its amazing seeing NL Baseball again as its been a while. I saw the Mariners reunion tour as I was able to see Mike Cameron, Jose Cruz Jr, and Mariner cult legend (behind Bucky Jacobson), Hiram Bocachica.Petco park was incredible although I am disappointed that Petco does the same crap on the screen that Safeco does (Sailboat races instead of Hydros and Hat trick). Same crap different league
The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...
Some General Observations on my trip today:- 6 foot blond women grow on trees in California
- The put Avacado on everything, Even my Steak sandwich
- People in the 300 level boo more balls/strike calls even though they cant see Sh*t
- Massively huge guys should not sunbathe topless, chicks with Tramp stamps should
- La Jolla is Spanish for, The Jolla
- Petco Park has a Sandbox in Center field for kids to play in, one good 408ft homer could crack a youngsters noggin while he builds his sand castle
- Dont call it F'n "Arugula". It Lettuce you A-hole
- San Diego has hot weather women
More tomorrow, its late and Goose needs to catch some Zzzz (And yes, like Vince Vaughn promises me...They are going to give Daddy the Rainman Suite)
You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Goose?
(2.0 - "Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?")
Labels: Anchorman, Jake Peavy, Petco, San Diego
posted by Goose at 10:14 PM
7 Comments:
Let us know if you run into Big Red Walton himself...let him know that the commentary during the finals was....
HORRIBLE!!!
Nice. I love that you tied in my favorite comedy flick in the last 20 years. (Side Note: My favorite comedy before that: Fletch)
I too put avacado on everything. It's a good veggie. It's probably through you off though, Goose. Somebody taking your, "Bacon makes everything better" argument and twisting it.
Sandbox in center field at Petco!?! That's a dead kid waiting to happen. Somebody had their "Bad Idea Jeans" on when they made that one.
Finally!!!...I've been waiting a decade to see that ad again...
"I don't know they guy...but I figure...he has one kidney...I have two..."
Do I have to be the one to go there?
Avocado is a FRUIT. Duh!
....and it's HERBIE Hancock.....
Next you're going to tell me that Tomatoes are fruit.
Any chance you're going to make it down to TJ for a little Donkey show?
One does not go to TJ for the Donkey show Train when on a business trip, one plans his entire family vacation around an event like that.
I'll be your Washer Wingman any day.
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