Thursday, December 20, 2007

Mitchell Report Incomplete?

Although I am sick of talking about steroids since ESPN and other news outlets have driven the story into the ground along the likes of Pedro Gomez in SF and Patriots "cheating scandal"... Jimbo and I were talking about two curious names that were NOT mentioned in the infamous Mitchell Report. The first is Bret Boone.

Look at Boone's statistics after he arrived in Seattle and started playing for the Mariners and the results are either a miracle of modern science (steroids or something else) or a miracle of biblical proportions. Boone went from a 3 yr average in the NL of 21 HR and 77 RBI per to the following 3 yr average with the M's of 32 HR and 122 RBI.

If it wasn't steroids, then I think Boone went more technical and did what the cyclists do and went to blood doping. Thinking outside the box. That, or he made a deal with the Devil.

The second ominous name not mentioned in the report is Chong Li of Bloodsport fame. I'm pretty sure we all know what I'm talking about. But just in case, I'll let the video below state the case against the testy Korean. Are there any other names not on the report that you were surprised were missing?

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5 Comments:

Blogger Train said...

I always felt that Pedro Cerrano was a juicer. He had more than "jobu" working for him.

What about Jake Taylor? A) He was about 98 years old. B) He was playing in the Mexican League : easy access to over the counter drugs C) He has one of the greatest seasons ever for a catcher.

Thu Dec 20, 03:04:00 PM PST  
Blogger Jimbo said...

the farmer blow always gets me...and as long as we're here...the original juicer....

f'n Popeye...going from port to port doing HGH cycles...

Thu Dec 20, 03:48:00 PM PST  
Blogger Goose said...

So are we all a go for a Lodge movie outing tomorrow?

Fri Dec 21, 06:17:00 AM PST  
Blogger theDUKE said...

I AM IN THE HOSPITAL!

Please visit: Birth to Vita

Fri Dec 21, 02:56:00 PM PST  
Blogger Unknown said...

Looks like the Lodge movie was a no go. I'm down for a matinee next week before I leave though. Or lunch... Goose, let's make this happen.

Devo, good luck with the baby makin'!

Sun Dec 23, 02:50:00 AM PST  

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