Lost post (^Director's Cut )
I have to say...I'm guilty to not bein' on the "Lost" bandwagon....so this is a treat...I'm in the Lodge...to enjoy "Lost" with two die hards...enjoy and any comments will be great... (editor's note, much of the original text was written in code and was in much need of translation Thursday morning, thanks in part to Crown Royal, Sam Adams and of course the fuel of the Lodge: PBR, so whenever you see this: ^ know that it was after the fact)
9:02
Jordan: Where is Monica Bellucci? I have to say she is hot!!!
(The Italian guy says he has come for Matthew Fox)
Jimbo: Ewww...
TheDude: I think the Italian guy is gay...
Jordan: Do you think so?
TheDude: Who knows...but anything is possible (^like a pro-testicle Cowboy Movie winning an Oscar, couldn't help it, that was Stockton-esque by Dude)
(Jordan is text messaging someone)(^which at the beginning seemed completely irrational and still does)
9:04: Jimbo just realized that he refered to the wrong black guy in last weeks Lost episode (^actaully no, but good try, you don't write 500 words about the "wrong guy", I merely forgot to mention that Harold Perrineau was also in Oz and now in Lost that's all)
We just saw the first advertisement for "Two for the Money" (^and my question at the time was how much Wooderson had riding on the Rose Bowl, and do we see any clips of him in the film betting on the 'Horns or at least giving the sign? I'm quickly answered by: )
Jordan and Jimbo are discussing why the USFL is used in the Two for the Money.
9:06: Jordan thinks Locke is missing a kidney...but who knows...
Jordan just realized I was writing his thought...for the record...Jordan knows Locke donated a kidney...(^theft really, and from an underrated character actor Kevin Tighe, who owned the Double Duece in "Roadhouse", I just spent 5 minutes looking that up)
Dude: Did he just call that girl Freckles? (^this was strangely fascinating to him the rest of the night, like an 8 year-old who learned a new curse word)
We like the Canadian girl...a discussion occurs on her nationality... (^or locally, seriously Lilly was made to be sweatin' in the wild, when I saw the GG shots, I didn't know that person, sort of like when seeing someone outside of Fight Club or the Lodge)
Jordan: Discussing how the writer does this comic where it's Hulk vs. Wolverine... (^my money's on the Hulk, but that's just me)
9:10 Jordan just predicts that Sawyer gets shot
Jimbo: That would be awesome (^didn't happen, but still would've been)
Italian Girl with Yabo's just comes into the picture. The whole room goes crazy...(^I haven't seen a character upgrade so much in 10 minutes since back in my Optimus Prime days)
Question Posed: Where is Roberto Benini and Monica Bellucci? Although the audience thinks the cast is okay in the back story. (^Lost is still working with mostly C and B actors on the back stories, this hasn't turned into Entourage or anything)
9:12 Carol Vessey just came on....we all want Ed to appear. We all plug "Love Monkey" When it's on...or the new name according to Jimbo is "Retread" What a great story with Ed, Jason Priestley and Lorenze Tate... (^we're getting the band back together! these three actually would make a great band....for me to poop on)
We think it's great that Carol Vessey is still a teacher.
9:14 Jimbo and Train think that Carol and Jack aren't together just by their "body language" ..... (^well, really Train mentions this, but I second it, something about living with the opposite sex for a while teaches a few things, I know, not funny, but very true)
9:16 Jordan is satisfied with a Nugget victory...Jordan doesn't see Melo stickin' around with the Nuggets...
Jordan thinks Melo will go to the Lakers...Jimbo thinks King James will go to the Lakers... (^hopefully neither one of us is right and the Lakers opt for plan C: Kyle Korver)
9:18: Jordan wanders if Locke ever changes his clothes...he also notices he has saggin' man boobs....(^you notice these things in the Jungle)
(We also learn that Sawyer doesn't know directions)
9:20: Hurley said "commando" which brings Train to laugh and a Commando reference from back in the day
We are tryin' to figure out the outlet situation...Train learned that all the elements aren't plugged in...(he is a genius)(^notice there is no comment about the agitation from me in having to figure out how to plug in a computer for Edison and Da Vinci sitting next to me)
9:22 Jordan just predicted that Jack and the Italian chick are goin' to do it...
"Scrub in" gets a laugh... (^more like "scrub out" if you know what I mean, sorry couldn't hold back)
Jordan just said (when Dad came into the room) Thanks for interuptin' Dad...just like in High School... (^"doesn't anybody knock anymore?")
Jordan and Jimbo talkin' about the story line with Jack and his dad and Sawyer have yet to be resolved...
Dude: How do they determine when they bring up random facts...
9:26: Bill Wennington is telling up his opinion on the Antonio Davis incident...(an argument occurs on how long he gets suspended) Several different opinions happen...
Dude: Do you think he will get 30 games for goin' into the crowd?
Jimbo: I think he will get 3 games.
9:28: The new trailer for "New World" which brings a laugh from the room (^I believe the word Poke-a-hot-a**, flies around a little)
9:30 Lost is back...Jordan loves how they all have weapons...
Dude: I think Sawyer is a bad ass...
Jimbo: Terry O'Quinn is Lone Wolf McQuade
Sawyer is confronted by Jack
Jimbo thinks that Sawyer is out there for revenge..."Your damn right" (^but you have to say it with your teeth clinched and eye-lids at half-mast)
We get on a side track about Sundown from Top Gun and his accalaids...he worked with Die Hard and Chuck Norris...(^he'll have a tribute post coming up)Italian chick thanks Jack for tryin'...
Italian chick makes a move...
The Lodge calls that one...and Jack walks away...we think Jack might be gay or he has a duty to do...(^what his duty should've been was to serve as an ambassodor to Italy)
9:35 We think John has propane in his pants...
Train: Is that Santa? It's the guy on the boat!!!
9:36: Jimbo didn't know the Chase commerical song is real...both Jordan and Dude knew it was Five for Fighting...Jimbo questions our manhood... (^and I won't stop ever after that moment)
"In Justice" commerical....Kyle McGlaughlin's hair... Jordan thinks he stole Peter Gallager's hair...and the judge is Tommy Gunn's promoter...small world... (^yup that's a Rocky V and OC reference in the same fragmented sentence)
9:39...Major plot line with the guy from the boat and gettin' Locke to make them a fire...
Jordan wants to know about Gerrimino Jackson... (^we still don't know, but if I had to wager my life on it, I'd say he was the 6th Jackson...sort of like Pete Best was the 5th Beatle)
Andrews just shows up...and Jordan and Jimbo want to know where he's been... (^more importantly the odd story about fathering a child with Barbara Hershey and just stepping up now to claim it? yeah I don't know what to say either)
The Lost crew is reminisincing about music...(^and Pete Best)
Dude: where is the Boat guy from?
Jack is tryin' to show he has a pair and it backfires...
Jack is in a bad spot...his love interest is captured... Will they kill the hottie (Kate)???
Sawyer tryin' to be tough....no luck...
Jack breaks down....
Sawyer tells Zeke that they aren't done...ohhhh the drama....Kate apologizes (^seriuosly I've always hated this manuever in films and tv, stop the action with the sacrifice for love...for once would they call the bad guys bluff and just get on with it)
Jimbo...Pissed off that Kate cost them leverage...(^see above)
9:48: Train is wondering about Anti-Viral tissues....
Jimbo to Jordan: The theory that you read is coming true...Jimbo is talkin' about some project and the prediction is coming true...(^shhhhhhh)
Jimbo is talkin' up Clerks 2: Dude you need to check out the website.....but I have to tell you the movie isn't very good...(^The View Askew-niverse)
9:52 : Lost comes back for the final time...
Jordan is our foreign translator....he just translated some jibber to "F**k You"
Dude: (Jack and Kate walkin') I think Kate looks good!!!
Jordan thinks Laura Vessey is not a nice person...
Jack confesses to Sara that he kissed the hot Italian chick....The Lodge errupts...
Train notices that she isn't huggin' back...Vessey drops the bombshell....(Jack is kickin' himself...the Italian chick is lookin' good right now)
Jordan loves the random people walkin' on the beach...
William Finchter is to Invasion as....(______) is to (______)
Jack drops the question...how long will take to train an army....drama...(^bahhhhhhhbahhhhbahhhbahhhhhh)
(^Thanks for reading and sorry for the lack of links and photos...we'll try and do better next time)
posted by The Dude at 9:01 PM
18 Comments:
Quality teamwork. If there were any holes in my memory...they just came back to me. Good editing Jimbo...fillin' in gaps that might have been missed. Sometimes a good editor is all one person needs.
I think this might make for a weekly wednesday night blog...
good times...however I am a little concerned with the grammatical future of Dude's students...
I think that as long as Kevin keeps his kids from getting inebriated and then posting on there blogs they should be fine…
Side note: I will be at the Lodge for Sunday’s games. No tickets for the NFC CHAMP game for me.
I have sent a formal invite to Jayne to watch the games at the lodge. We will see if he shows.
Here's something awesome: Clarence Gilyard Jr, who played Sundown was also a regular on Walker Texas Ranger starring the lodge's favorite: Chuck Norris.
six degrees of Clarence Gilyard Jr., I think we should write him a letter and see if he'll do a celebrity post about his time spent on the TG set and Walker, any man that has worked that closely with "the Man" has to have a roundhouse or two in him...
Two things...first of all, PBR and the Crown don't improve your writing or think process...
Two...I think Casy had the Lodge bugged last night b/c were talkin' about Sundown's other jobs and Texas Ranger was one of the comments mentioned.
Train...what happened to your ticket?
What time will the lodge gathering be on Sunday? 11:30? Dressed in your finest Steeler Gear?
that would be awesome to get a guest blog from Sundown...The Lodge would be buzzin' for weeks!!!
Sister called me to tell me that GI JOES CEO ( Not sure if it was Duke or Flint) took all the tickets back to use them as an in store promotion.
You're thinking of Hawk. Duke was second in command, followed by Flint.
But then again, Flint is really just Lady J's wipping boy.
I'm not sure how Sgt Slaughter fits into the picture.
...I smell a GI Joe post coming....
You know who was a very under rated GI JOE Lady... Cover Girl. Why couldn't she find a man? hmm, maybe she wasn't looking for a man..
Nah man, Scarlett is where it's at. Too bad, she had a Snake Eyes hang up.
Commenting on the NBA comments in the post: There's no way that Melo or LaBron goes to the Lakers. I'd put $500 bucks that this doesn't happen while Kobe plays in L.A. Bryant pushed Shaq out because he wanted to be the man, and he's not going to be #2 to anyone again.
As far as the Antonio Davis situation, Davis was going up to protect his wife. If he gets suspended at all, it'll be the normal 1 game suspension for leaving the court since there was no incident of fighting. As Walton would say, "30 games, that's a TERRRRRIBLE prediction."
And I do want to see the New World flick since it's Terrence Malick and the guy makes one movie every 10 years or so. Plus, Christian Bale always brings it and the aformentioned Pocahontas.
my comment about LeBron had more to do with Kobe ending up somewhere like Memphis and David Stern making "sure" that certain players move to "certain" markets..."quotation marks" "f'n rule"
why hasn't anyone touched the David Fincher Analogy...Does no one equal the aforementioned David Fincher?
nobody equals David Fincher...period...but tons of people equal William Fichtner..but do they do it with as much style?
Nice correction...I meant William Fichtner...
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