SOAP

Apparently there really is nothing like Snakes On A Plane. I just can't get enough of the spin the studios are selling SOAP. I've included some highlights below from "1000 Reasons this movie will kick ass" taken from a ridiculous IMDb thread:

1. Samuel L Jackson on a plane with snakes.
   
2. Samuel L Jackson on a plane with snakes.
   
3. Samuel L Jackson on a plane with snakes.
   
4. Samuel L Jackson on a plane with snakes.
   
5. Samuel L Jackson on a plane with snakes.
   
6. There are snakes, on a *beep* plane, bitch!
   
7. David R. Ellis is directing, known for his tear-jerking work playing "Ski Lodge Killer #3" in Blind Fury, and for his directing debut in the critically acclaimed "Cellular"
   
8. It has a cool acronym, way better than girly-man LOTR.
   
9. It has Samuel L. Jackson saying "mutual-funding snakes" and "mutual-funding plane" in it. This is the exact same line only differnt that made Jackie Brown such a good movie.
   
10. FRIGGIN SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! HELLO!
    

If you liked that, you also might like this Snakes On A Plane "Quote Tracker" with classic suggested quotes by creative "fans" like: Do I like snakes? Man, if Indiana Fucking Jones hates snakes then there's no fucking way in hell that I'm gonna like'em! Oh yeah, and the finished product reportedly has more gore, deaths, nudity and snakes. Thank you, Samuel L. Jackson. Thank you.