Birth of a Thetan
"Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save both the sanity of the mother and the child and safeguard the home to which they will go. And the maintaining of silence does not mean a volley of "Sh's," for those make stammerers."
L. Ron Hubbard, "Dianetics", Chapter X, "Preventive Dianetics", page 193
And for those of you in the conspiracy theorist group that didn't believe Katie was pregnant... here is the official birthing record from the state.
posted by theDUKE at 2:17 PM
13 Comments:
Umm... this story is sooooo yesterday. Plus, I'm not sure Tomkat is Lodge approved. Tomkat has officially jumped the shark.
they're in the anti-lodge hall of fame joe. and thanks for getting Valley girl on me... cuz that was like soooOOOooo coool.
I'm not sure that using the term "TomKat" is Lodge approved.
Don't let it happen again.
Sure, now your gonna say Bennifer or J-Lo aren't Lodge approved either.
ditto
Im not sure how this post got this much commentary. I thought Duke had his 1st no Hitter
It should've been a no hitter. I was just wondering what compelled Devo to type this one out. Crazy.
Hey, the Cruise Thetan Collective has been infamous on the Lodge for months. Has it not? I was merely adding onto the foundations already built on Lodge pop culture ridicule.
Joe. You did break out a "Bennifer"...that may be a Lodge 1st.
That's what I'm sayin'.....what's up with that?
theDuke teetered on the edge of Lodge acceptance and made it ok, with the Dianetics quote, that's what this post is ok....what isn't ok...is what's already been mentioned...and that is any hybrid name that would make the cover of 'US' magazine...and yes, I read US probably more than any man in the Lodge...and no, I am not proud about this...
and until now...I had no purpose for ever exposing my weakness...thank you Joe
Dutch Faux Paus... the curse of the tulips
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