It's like Jerry's kids, only it's about Train and there's no money involved. Jerry Lewis still isn't funny though...so that's the same.
So, Joe brought up a good point earlier today. Where's Train? Is he pulling a googs? In the last three weeks, we only had two posts from Train. And one of those was of Bruno f'n Kirby, which shouldn't count.
I've mentioned this to my little buddy (Our insurance land is kinda like Gilligans island...just go with it), here's how this conversation goes:
Jayne: You haven't posted in a while.
Train: I don't have anything to write about.
Jayne: Really.
Train: Yeah man...can I get a ride home from you tonight?
Jayne: Sorry, I'm not headed that way after work.
Train: @#$% you, man!
Jayne: Whatever
Train: I'm just kidding...can I borrow a couple bucks?
So...I figured we should help him come up with something to write about. Think of it as an extra top 10 Wednesday list:
Top 10 Posts Train should write about.
I'll offer up a few,
1. The hotness of the Austrian chick who was captured for a decade. (This is actually a topic Train brought up himself)
2. Why Train is afraid of driving cars.
3. Train can ask the lodge if he looks fat. (At least this would mean he has stopped asking me)
4. European soccer: What's the deal there?
5. An analysis of why Train's fantasy football team is destined to fail (or succeed, I guess)
I've mentioned this to my little buddy (Our insurance land is kinda like Gilligans island...just go with it), here's how this conversation goes:
Jayne: You haven't posted in a while.
Train: I don't have anything to write about.
Jayne: Really.
Train: Yeah man...can I get a ride home from you tonight?
Jayne: Sorry, I'm not headed that way after work.
Train: @#$% you, man!
Jayne: Whatever
Train: I'm just kidding...can I borrow a couple bucks?
So...I figured we should help him come up with something to write about. Think of it as an extra top 10 Wednesday list:
Top 10 Posts Train should write about.
I'll offer up a few,
1. The hotness of the Austrian chick who was captured for a decade. (This is actually a topic Train brought up himself)
2. Why Train is afraid of driving cars.
3. Train can ask the lodge if he looks fat. (At least this would mean he has stopped asking me)
4. European soccer: What's the deal there?
5. An analysis of why Train's fantasy football team is destined to fail (or succeed, I guess)
posted by Casey at 3:32 PM
10 Comments:
-Train vs. (insert awesome sidekick here) Matches
-Solutions to the Middle East Crisis
-Colorado... is it real?
-Why West Seattle RAWKS!
-Dinner Train : Favorite Eats Edition
There are SOOOOO many things wrong with this post I cant even think straight.
1st and formost. As a longtime friend and Captain I take Trains word over MCP any day. So if MCP is lying he will get the Ralphie Treatment. If MCP is lying then he will be killed
1st "I don't have anything to write about". MCP. Its called Writers Block. He hasnt reached Dude or Joe 1.0 Status yet...back off man.
2nd "can I borrow a couple bucks"
1st of all. Train. You still owe me a 10 spot from the Applebees check incident of 2005.
Also if MCP is becoming your financial "Go to Guy" then you seriously need to be looking for a part time gig for 10-15 hrs a week and lay of the FIFA for a while.
Of course if MCP is lying then he will be killed.
Now about these "Topics"
1) Any chick who has gone through a traumatic experience like that one will be F'd up for years to come. See the Movie "Urban Legend" as a reference
2) Train is not afraid to drive cars. He doesnt like to do it because being chauferred is much cooler and allows him to be lazy.
3) Men do not EVER ask this question. There is only 2 types of men
a) Guys who carry the ball on 4th and 1
b) Guys who you want blocking for you on 4th and 1
Im a blocker and proud of it.
And besides. Are you seriously asking MCP if you are fat. Thats like asking Joe "Do ya think Im a bandwagon jumper?"
As long as you have a hot woman that you get to slip the pickle tickle to, then you are good to go.
4) Im not getting into Soccer
5) Train has been a co owner with me and has shared the War Room. Besides a love for Jake Plummer and a weird song about Jay Fiedler...he is OK.
If I didnt say it before...this post should be removed for the reasons of Lodge Integrity.
And
If MCP is lying then he will be killed
I like the Dinner Train Idea.
First off, I'm not lying. At least once a week he asks me "What should I post about?" I'm just getting him some help.
He asks me if he's getting fat EVERY @#$%ING DAY! There's nothing worse than skinny people asking chunky people if they're fat. I wish it were not true...but it totally is.
And Goose...while I can empathize for the fact that you haven't had a pair of testes in 9 years, that still doesn't excuse the fact that you have the intimidation factor of a britney spears obsessed 10 year old girl.
Agreed, Goose. Dinner Train is some funny @#$%.
I also dig the Train vs. idea. There's some real potential there.
I love that every "conversation" Train and the MCP have ends with, "Can I borrow a couple of bucks?" Hilarious.
Jayne. Seeing that you are Single, A total Geek, have a serious lack of sports skills or ability and the fact that Jayne and Casey are both Girls names, I'd seriously question any commentary you would every make about manhood. Wanna talk lack of Balls?
Check on your pair next time you camp out in line for a Vampire Midget movie as good looking women walk by and think..."What a dork?" and your reply is..."But I played Wolverine in my own Xmen movie!!!"
But you are still a Lodge member and therefore you have a smidgeon of my respect.
You crack me up Goose.
no comment...I loved the post MCP
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