Alive and Kicking
We were arguing last night, and Train thought that Firestone had kicked the bucket a few years back. But, it turns out, Roy Firestone is still going strong. I found this hilarious bio on him. Plus, check out Firestone's personal site. Wow. From the bio page alone, apparently Firestone is “One of America’s most versatile talents, he is recognized for his multiple abilities as an interviewer, journalist, commentator, and stage performer.” Good to know. They should add his appearance in Jerry Maguire to his list of accomplishments:Roy Firestone: … Your brother lost a leg in a tragic bass fishing accident. You've had a pretty horrific life.
Rod Tidwell: I'm not gonna cry, Roy.
Firestone: Well, I've got some good news. I've got a contract here from the Arizona Cardinals. Four years... million dollars; and you'll get to play in your home state. What do think of that?
Tidwell: I love everybody! I love my wife! Marcee! I love my kids. Tyson and my new baby. My older brother and my younger brother Tee Pee. You're militant, but I love you.
posted by Unknown at 10:03 AM
5 Comments:
Can we start calling the MCP "Tee Pee?" I think we need a Militant TeePee for the lodge!
...I second that...ok...did you really need to put "Married With Children" on the bio for small screen preformances?...and second, do you really need a bio at all...I mean come on...the name alone says it all: Firestone "The Man that brings Gods to their knees!!!"...
also: Highlights on a few photos from the royfirestone.com(this is the only man in the entire history of human society that has met every A, B or C sports/entertainment celebrity) :
*The Boss
*Mamba
*Jeter
*bounus: I wonder if the Worldwide Leader still has the old Up Close Set...that'd be awesome to set up down in the Lodge
TeePee is better than a friggin girls name like Jayne. I'm all for it.
TeePee, are you still here? Are you a little gunshy after getting lambasted because of your retarded Raiders post?
I'll make it unanimous...teepee...but there needs to be another name with like the artist formerly known as MCP and make him work into it!!!
Firestone!!! I knew it...you know a death like that would make headlines!!!
Yes, I was wrong.
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