Monday, January 23, 2006

Goose in the 313




The SEAHAWKS are going to the Super Bowl. There. I was the 1st one to be able to post that in the Blog.

I was recalling my last trip to Detroit....(Insert Flashback)

It was October of 2001. Goose was in town for the wedding of his buddy Steves little sister (See McQuade Forts)

The Names have been changed to protect the Innocent (Plus I forgot most of them)

It was a quick visit. Got in on Friday night, leaving Sunday Morning. Goose was leary about leaving home. This was his 1st Air Trip since 9/11. The original Gossling, RJ was only 5 months old.

I got in around 10pm. Steve and I immediately hit a Sports Bar. We have been friends since we were children. He and I mastered 2 man Playground Football. He was the fastest kid in school. And I had the most accurate arm. We were unstopable.



Our conversation circled around Football. Steve is a Lions Season ticket holder. Steve refered to current Lions head coach Marty Mornhinweg as Marty MorningFag. He's only been the coach for two months. Steve knew early that this wasnt going to work.

The wedding went pretty much as planned. Good times were had by all. Lots of alchohol was consumed (Especially by my good friend)



Steve has three brothers. I grew up with this family and felt like the 4th brother. Kind of like Doc Holiday to the Earps.

After the wedding it was time to head back to Steves House. We decided to stop at a local hot spot. More Alchohol was consumed. By this time my freind is pretty lit. It is here we end up meeting the three girls who I will call (since I have forgotten their names) April, May and June.

The 5 of us decided to drive back to Steve's place. Goose took the wheel of Steves car (Designated Drivers are the way to go) ands we all got to his house. More drinks were consumed. Steve and April went upstairs. May went up after about 10 minutes to join them. Goose was left downstairs with June.

**WARNING** there are times in your life where you will meet with temptation. Just remeber on thing. Women always will find out. Goose stood strong in this momment. April and I were downstairs. She shared stories of the guy she was seeing . Goose busted out pictures of the Gossling to show.

In Swingers fashion. I told June I had to go check on my boy upstairs. I went up and opened Steves Bedroom Door. There on Steves Floor was April and May, Wearing on their bottom undergarments and nothing else(Yes Train they were Thong wearers and yes I saw Yabos)

Steve was passed out Drunk, and both girls were pretty pissed that he could not "Salute the flag". A couple of things crossed through my head.

1) These were the 1st live naked girls I have seen since I was married
2) If there was another man in this same situation, this would be a dream come true.
3) This guy was passed out with two hot women wanting to share the wealth, man is he going to regret this.

I put my boy to bed and all three girls were downstairs with me. The night became dawn. We spent the evening talking about sports, relationships, kids etc. I realized that Steve was my ride to the Airport and he was WAY too drunk to Drive me. The Girls offered to take me but they were hungry and wanted breakfast.

I was a little torked at Steve for hanging me out to dry, So I allowed Steve to take me and the girls to Breakfast, via the $50 bill he had in his wallet. That was nice of him.

steve and I talked afterward and he was pretty apologetic. We still remain friends to this day, although I have never told him about what happened with the girls. (Or the $50 breakfast)

it was my last time in Motown. I'll go back again to visit, and Steve will always offer me a place to stay. However I dont know if my next visit will ever match the last one.

There you have it. The 1st Detroit Post.

Have you heard? The Seahawks are going to the SUPER BOWL!!!!!

6 Comments:

Blogger Jimbo said...

so what was for breakfast? Denny's? Waffle House? Pigs-In-Blanket?

Mon Jan 23, 09:00:00 AM PST  
Blogger The Dude said...

Goose...great flashback...

I can't believe it. Being at the game last night was unbelievable and I still can't put it into words. The HAWKS ARE GOING BOWLING!!!! Something this area hasn't seen although I would love to see the Dawgs in a Bowl. This is crazy and I think I might burst before Sunday the 5th... Go HAWKS!!!

One more note...my ears are still ringing from last night...

Mon Jan 23, 09:00:00 AM PST  
Blogger Goose said...

Side note.

Driving home last night, every intersection I was stopped at. Cars were honking. Waving their Hawk Tshirts out the window. It was AMAZING!!!

Mon Jan 23, 09:09:00 AM PST  
Blogger Goose said...

I think it was Dennys. It was the only "Grand Slam" they had that night....

Mon Jan 23, 09:09:00 AM PST  
Blogger Unknown said...

Way to get the Detroit posts off to a blazing start, Goose. In the next two weeks we'll all have to chip in, but when you start it off with a threesome in Rock City, it's definately hard to top.

If memory serves me right, I also remember you saying that Detroit was the "dirtiest city" you've ever been to and never wanted to go back. Just something to note, threesomes aside.

Mon Jan 23, 01:26:00 PM PST  
Blogger Goose said...

It was pretty scummy in certain places. But then again. So is White Center

Mon Jan 23, 03:48:00 PM PST  

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