Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Get in the Pool!!!


Gentlemen... Seatown, Dude, MCP, (Or Comic Book Guy) and Duke. You are slacking. The 2007 Bigger Dance presented by Miller Lite DEADLINE is 6:30am, Thursday, April 12th! Log on to 950kjr.com and click on Bigger Dance to fill out your brackets. Deadline is April 12th @ 6:30am. Grand prize - a trip for two to any sporting event in the world.

1) 1st of all go to www.kjram.com
2) click on the Bigger Dance Link
3) The Office pool is called "The Black Lodge" with the password of "midgets"
4) Pick your ladies. $5 to enter. Winner takes all.
Jimbo- Train, You've been busted, you lost your qualifications as Lodge leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of Drunk and disorderly in Canada, Puking into Bread bags after your ass hurt,, and one forgettable viewing of a Lodge Classic Movie
Goose- ESB? [Train shrugs]
Jimbo- And you asshole, you're lucky to be here!
Goose- Thank you, PoohBah.
Jimbo- And let's not bullshit Train. Your family name ain't the best in the Lodge. You need to be doing it better, and cleaner than the other guy. Now what is it with you?
Train- Just want to be a "Pal", be the best man in the Lodge, sir.
Jimbo- Don't screw around with me Train. You're a hell of an instinctive Fantasy Player. Maybe too good. I'd like to bust your butt but I can't. I got another problem here. I gotta send somebody from this Lodge to KJRAM. I gotta do something here, I still can believe it. I gotta give you your dream shot! I'm gonna send you up against the best. You two characters are going to The Bigger Dance.

10 Comments:

Blogger seatownshawn said...

Don't worry big guy....I'll get in on it today sometime.

I was just waiting for the news to break about Beyonce'.....

Wed Apr 11, 08:01:00 AM PDT  
Blogger theDUKE said...

BUT, zombies could be on the loose... i don't have time for girl ogling.

Wed Apr 11, 09:16:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Unknown said...

Devo, just get in. Your manhood is at stake.

Wed Apr 11, 09:25:00 AM PDT  
Blogger seatownshawn said...

A zombie fan might choose to take Anna Nicole DEEP into the tourney.....

Wed Apr 11, 09:36:00 AM PDT  
Blogger theDUKE said...

true that. i will allow research time to dominate this game of chance, but not doing work time -- corp ip address would not look good.

Wed Apr 11, 09:51:00 AM PDT  
Blogger theDUKE said...

Also, what are the values of scoring based off of?

Is it called the bigger dance because it is based on 1 vs. 1 dance-off?

Or is it based strictly on hotness?

Are there any distinct aspects of criteria that have more weight than others? i.e. just booty vs. full body

Wed Apr 11, 09:59:00 AM PDT  
Blogger seatownshawn said...

The competition is based on live phone calls during a specified period of time during the KJR morning show. The "games" typically last 2 or 3 minutes of people calling in and voting LIVE for their choice....so the best advice that I can give is to not just vote for who you think is hot (although you can), but to also consider who most other people think is hot as well.....and who other people will vote for.

Jessica Simpson has won 3 out of the last 4 years.....with Jessica Alba beating her in overtime last year....

Wed Apr 11, 10:15:00 AM PDT  
Blogger The Dude said...

I'm on it! Don't you worry...

Wed Apr 11, 11:59:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Jimbo said...

I'm in...and Helen Mirren is taking home the hardware!!!

Wed Apr 11, 03:31:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Goose said...

The words Helen Mirren and "Hard" ware have never been uttered in the same breath...until now

Wed Apr 11, 03:33:00 PM PDT  

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