A very merry Chewie day
Quick intro post from the Arizona noob. Not much of substance for a start, but give the rook a little warmup, K?
Let's play mix n' match!
Let's play mix n' match!
- It's opening week baseball season.
- I understand that Thursdays are Wookified 'round here. (I'll jump the gun a bit since tomorrow looks like it will be a doozy at work.)
posted by D-Money at 6:47 PM
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Alright Meat. I'll give you your 1st warmup. You have pics and a post. You made an effort. (Which is more than Gregg or Lazlo pulled off)
While we all give props for respecting our traditions, lets cover a few things
1) We dont open Chewbacca Christmas presents on Xmas eve (Although sometimes we forget and open them te day after). You were "Premature".
2) You boldly took your spot in the starting lineup. I like that brashness in a rookie. But this 10 day contract is for evaluation of how you can play as a role player. We want to see what you bring to the table.What do you have that this group lacks? We want to see your writing skills, your humor, your passion. What makes D-Money well....Money.
Bring it Rook!
I love hell week
You're my boy, Blue!!!!!!!
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Meat, I wouldn't advise stepping in on a Lodge tradition. Chewie is left to memebers. Plus we've used this picture before. Do your Lodge homework.
You got to earn your stripes. Do you think Winston Zedamore got to use a proton pack on the first day? I think not my friend.
Fair enough. Maybe I'll earn the respect to battle Zuul in the future.
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"If someone asks if you're a god, you say YES"
Welcome to the Lodge money. As a group we collectively have a Zombie survival of 75% based on all our skills and assets. As a Lodge member you should be able to maintain at least 60% survival rate. Calculate your risk and see if you can survive global infection.
And the tests begin! D-Money, Devo is not kidding... calculate and report back your Survival Rate %.
I can not emphasize enough the importance of being over the 60% survival rate...I really can't...the future of the Lodge depends on it...
As for the post...I'm not going come down too hard...what's been said already applies...the main reason is that we've been doing the big guy photos for almost 18 months and during that time we've probably used most of the "good ones"....but I like the effort...
I recommend finding a niche (minus Cal Bear Athletics) and educating some folks on it...see the following examples: Goose's Forgotten Movies...2.0's Fashion Posts...That Guy Hall of Fame...and of course...The Train of Death....my apologies to Dude's short lived NHL inspired posts, TheDuke's Korean Movie Reviews, MCP's incorrectly formatted movie posters and CTown's semi-political semi-personal beef with Wally Walker and the Super-Duper-Sonics...
Side note. LOVE The Sean Connery Pick.
Alex Trebek: It's not "Ape Tit." It's A Petit.. [ shakes head ] ..never mind! Let's just go to "Animal Sounds" for $600. This is the sound a doggy makes. [ Connery buzzes in ] Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Moo. [ buzzer sounds ]
Alex Trebek: No.
Sean Connery: Well, that's the sound your mother made last night! [ laughs ]
Alex Trebek: No. [ Stewart buzzes in ] French Stewart, the sound a dog makes.
French Stewart: Um.. [ breathes ] ..who is John Caffney and the Beaver Brown Band, thank you very much, I'll take Animal Sounds for $800 please.. [ buzzer sounds ]
Alex Trebek: No! Good Lord! We would've accepted "bow-wow" or "ruff"!
Sean Connery: Ah, ruff. Just the way your mother likes it Trebek!
My survival rate was only 43%. I compared it to some other celebrity survival rates :
Vin Diesel : 93%
Stephen Hawking : 12% (can't get away easily)
Joan Rivers : 0% (already a zombie)
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