Friday, March 31, 2006

Employment Wanted

All of us learn skills from whatever experiences we may have, good or bad. Its only fair that as a society once restitution has been made we allow others to refocus their skills, whatever they may be, into something productive.

Former Marijuana Smuggler

Having successfully completed a ten year sentence, incident-free, for importing 75 ton of marijuana into the United States. I am now seeking a legal and legitimate means to support myself and my family.

Business Experience - Owned and operated a successful fishing business - multi-vessel, one airplane, one island and processing facility. Simultaneously owned and operated a fleet of tractor-trailer trucks conducting business in the western United States. During this time I also co-owned and participated in the executive level management of 120 people worldwide in a successful pot smuggling venture with revenues in excess of US$100 million annually. I took responsibility for my own actions, and received a ten year sentence in the United States while other walked free for theirown cooperation.

Attributes - I am an expert in all levels of security; I have extensive computer skills, am personable, outgoing, well-educated, reliable, clean and sober. I have spoken in schools to thousands of kids and parent groups over the past ten years on "the consequences of choice" and received public recognition from the RCMP for community service. I am well-traveled and speak English, French, and Spanish. Reference available from friends, family, the U.S. District Attorney, etc.

4 Comments:

Blogger Jimbo said...

sounds like he's qualified to be in the US Executive and Congressional Branch...

Fri Mar 31, 12:37:00 PM PST  
Blogger The Dude said...

He sounds overqualified for government work...

Fri Mar 31, 12:44:00 PM PST  
Blogger Unknown said...

It's bold. You have to give him that much. My favorite part is that he's fluent in English, French, and Spanish + he can provide a reference from the U.S. District Attorney. The lesson here is, after serving 10 years in Sing-Sing, drug runners are still connected.

Fri Mar 31, 01:02:00 PM PST  
Blogger seatownshawn said...

This guy needs to move to Vegas.....he sounds perfect for the "gaming & entertainment" industry.

Fri Mar 31, 01:04:00 PM PST  

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