Saturday, March 10, 2007

Handball

So here's the raddest press conference ever. Jake Plummer poured a glass of water, took a giant gulp and then talked for almost five minutes about how he was officially retiring from the NFL before stepping away from the podium without answering any questions. The former Denver Broncos quarterback was hurrying out of the announcement to play in a handball tournament with his brother. That's right. Handball. Sweet T-shirt too, Snake. The quotes from this press conference are amazing.

"I wanted to come in and tell you guys on camera and face-to-face that the speculation can stop tonight," Plummer said from the Denver Athletic Club. "You can know by the looking in my face and hearing my words that I am retiring from the NFL. At 32 years old, I'm running away from the game. Not in fear or fright, but health-wise. I'm healthy. I'm happy. I have a lot to look forward to in my life."

What do you think Jake "the Snake" did just before this picture? The Broncos traded Plummer to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (the Lodge's team to win it on 75-1 odds in 2007 & I'm still all for this bet, just to clarify) on March 3 for a conditional pick in the 2008 draft. Plummer has three years left on his contract and was due $5.3 million in 2007. Oh, and if you guessed threw an interception, you'd be spot on.

"Life is grand, life is exciting," Plummer said. "I'm excited to move on, and encounter and take on new challenges with my life. ... I'm excited to see my family more, to be spending time with my friends. You guys can probably know that I'll be at a mountain, either at the bottom or the top of a mountain somewhere. Don't worry about Jake, he'll be fine." Umm... sure, Jake. I'd also rather play handball with my brother than earn $5.3 million to sit the pine in the Florida sun.

5 Comments:

Blogger Train said...

oh, Jake we hardly knew you... It's starting to come clear that this man might not have really had his whole head in the game. I wish him the best of luck in his quest to make the 2008 US Olympic mens handball team

Mon Mar 12, 08:55:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Jimbo said...

Top 5 Early Retirements:

1-Barry Sanders
2-Jim Brown
3-MJ the first time
4-Bo Jackson
5-Gale Sayers
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27-Ricky Williams
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42-Jake "Handball's My Game" Plummer
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118-Joe Theisman

Mon Mar 12, 12:24:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Jimbo said...

oh yeah...top 5 athletic brother-duo's:

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12-Ozzie and Jose Cancesco
...
78-Jake and Eric Plummer

Mon Mar 12, 12:28:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Jimbo said...

I can't f'n believe Ozzie Cancesco didn't generate a single f'n comment to follow?...from now on the award for the final comment will be named "The Ozzie Cancesco Memorial Closure Award"...

Tue Mar 13, 12:50:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Unknown said...

Frank and Sly Stallone... there. Are ya happy?

Tue Mar 13, 01:36:00 PM PDT  

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