This may be the funniest quote I have read in a long time

From ESPN
Since being traded to the Cowboys, Pacman Jones has tried to surround himself with a better support group. He's befriended former Cowboys Michael Irvin and Deion Sanders. Now that he's allowed to be at the Cowboys facility, Jones will be able to work with Calvin Hill, a consultant who works with player development. Jones also has become friends with several of his new teammates, including Tank Johnson, who the Cowboys helped return from a similar suspension last season.
So to summerize for Pacman, I'll be hanging with Primetime and Michael Irvin (Plenty of strippers and coke) while shooting off AK47's with Tank Johnson. Nice circle of influence
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